Curvy ladies

[Rees]

Oh, Rach, Han and Jade

Men suck!

Helen, I wish there was big flashing lights and bars coming down would have made it better just had someone from a security company come over the tannoy asking if I needed assistance! Was kinda scary though with it being my first time of having to hit it. I think they like it when you do coz they get so bored waiting for action!

I hope you're feeling better today!

I'm on my phone again so have forgotten most of what you ladies have said! I've got the next 4 days off so I can catch up properly then

Oooooooh, Rach - LOVELY bump

Hope you've all got something to smile about today (even if it is just choch ) xx

 

[Cherrybinky]

Thanks Leigh

Im smiling because Im thinking of Jared Leto with no clothes on. That will do for me. lol

 

[Tizy]

Hi girls here is my bump update. I'm not sure there is much difference! Think Hols took the 20 week pic a bit too close maybe thats why it looks bigger??

First is 17 weeks, second 20 weeks and a progression from 12 weeks!

Lol the 15 week bloat! and sorry but didn't put my bra on this week! Droopy!

 

[cranberry987]

Hmm, theres a *bit* of a difference, nice lookin bump tho either way im gonna go knick the fake bump from m&p soon, ive got a bump but its not big enough yet, if you didnt know youd think i was just fat!

 

[Cherrybinky]

Aww that's a lovely bump. Its a bit like mine but I have lots of saggy fat at the bottom of mine LOL xx

 

[xheartsx]

o0o lovely bumps rachel and han!! I will post one on friday when i am 20 weeks.

I feel ILL this morning. Stupid bloody sickness is back today. Gunna go for another nice walk at lunchtime as it's gorgeous outside.

I have thought of another boys name i like.. Seth. I really like it!

Oh what am i having! Time is going soo slow.

Happy Wednesday, enjoy your days. Xx

 

[cranberry987]

morning

im working remotely today and its sooooooooo quiet i think i could actually go to sleep. im in my back bedroom on a webcam (sounds so dodgy lol) and theres the guest bed here which just needs lieing in.... cant tho rly so just sitting on here doing nothing lalala.

Might do some ebay shopping!

sorry about the ms hearts, old fave of crackers and ginger biscuits might be an idea.

 

[Cherrybinky]

Morning girls.

Jade Im sorry your MS is back. Ive been so lucky and havent had any at all and only maybe 5 bouts of nausea. Im just starting to shake the tired feeling now but its taken 20 weeks!

Im still having hip ache in a morning really bad, just swept my kitchen floor and it killed me

I wont share my sex experience this morning but it wasnt so good LOL. Shame as its been weeks!!!

Just watching Lorraine and then Im going to attempt Jezza Kyle! Why, I dont know but sometimes it amuses me. Ive got Pretty Little Liars, Falling Sky and Law and Order to watch today and Petes on a sleep at work tonight so Ill be in my element

Have a great Wednesday girls
XX

 

[xheartsx]

LOL bad experience Rachel?

Oh i watched jezza yesterday as i was off sick, what's even sadder is i'd already seen one of them! That's a new low.

X

 

[Cherrybinky]

Lets just say it wasnt rampant like it normally is, it was awkward lol. I wont be rushing for anymore while Im pg no matter how horny I am!! LOL

This Jezza is boring. Theyre always chavs, common horrible pathetic people who air their dirty laundry on TV. Its pathetic, I dont know why I watch it. I love Steve Wilko and Maury Povich, Ill stick to them as they know how to do good topics!
x

 

[cranberry987]

Rich says that hes sure that my fouf has changed angle, was a bit awkward getting docked iykwim. different position needed i think.

 

[Cherrybinky]

I agreeing with you there Helen, not about your foof LOL but about mine!!

 

[xheartsx]

hahaha. Dougie's got lucky twice in a week now which i've warned him isn't going to happen now for another 8 weeks. But by then my belly will be bigger and its just too much effort. He can sort himself out!

 

[cranberry987]

mmm im looking at cotbeds. dont think i want a 2nd hand one as theyre always bitten etc, but if its going to get bitten anyway then maybe a 2nd hand one would be a good idea. MIL is buying it anyway and she pisses me off so going to get an expensive one

Maybe https://www.johnlewis.com/231332854/Product.aspx

 

[Cherrybinky]

LOL spend the MIL money, love it. Thats a lovely cot Helen, are you getting it in white or another colour?

My parents have spent loads already. Petes parents have said they will give us money for Xmas but the cot bed that was Isobels needs a new mattress so we may need to ask them for the dosh before Xmas.

Ive been playing with my bump pics and scan pics..... what do you think? I might print them off and frame them lol

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v493/Blackviolett/th_BumpPage.jpg
https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v493/Blackviolett/th_ScanPage.jpg

 

[cranberry987]

will get it in white, already have a white wardrobe and i think white just suits the room more, its nice and light and airy.

i like the pics, maybe use a thicker font for the scan pic one tho, with the grey in the background its a bit hard to read. not impossible, just another might be easier.

 

[Tizy]

Awww smashing pics Rach! You're bump is defo progressing. I like the scan pics one too.

Talking of sex life. Mark and I are now both struggling to get into a good position with this bump in the way, has anybody got any ideas on positions? I was thinking missionary with a big cushion under my bum me to lift me up a bit? I'm not going on top cos I'm too fat and heavy!!!! Haha!

Nice cot Helen

I'm at work....dreaming the day away! Xxx

 

[xheartsx]

Maybe the doggy favourite? Or you can maybe lean over the bed and he can go behind!

My bump has stopped doing anything i think, i still just look like a fattie!! I'm freaking out about when my belly button pops. I hate belly buttons, they actually make me feel sick! I think if it pops i'm gunna have to stick a plaster on it!!

I'm at work too, dreaming the day away. Gunna go for a walk at lunch, but not sure what to eat!

Xx

 

[cranberry987]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_positions#Positions_during_pregnancy hehe

 

[Tizy]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_positions#Positions_during_pregnancy hehe

OMG Helen! Thanks for this BUT when I scrolled down the page, there is a picture of a man being anally fisted, nearly puked my fruit back up!!!!!!!!!!!!!