Describe ur sex life by using a film title

PLANET of the APES...I swear i haven't seen a razor in months! :rofl:
 
Gonna have to go with Man on Fire... normally... but since having the Mirena put in I need to copy The Forgotten. Heal already!
 
I've had such fun reading through the replies it's been great.I read some out to dh and he's insisting I add his...

Snatch-bcoz that's what he calls girly bits

eclipse-coz it only happens once in a blue moon :haha:

he's a cheeky bugger coz for the last three days we have done it twice a day.I'll show him bloody eclipse now lol xx
 
Ok, no ones biting to my joke...

Someone was meant to say "there is no jaws 9"

I would then answer "exactly!" lol
 
How about... Liar, Liar?

"I'll definitely return the favor if you'll just pleeeease give me a BJ"... LIES! All lies! :haha:

Last night was Ghost Rider... erm... use your imagination for that one.
 
Mummy2be...I got it but I just thought "haha non exsistant" sorry lol xx
 
The Silence of the Prams! (This was funny at 3am)

Or

The Hand That Rocks The Cradle (while the other hand...so wrong, I know)
 
Good Luck Chuck..(which is what I would say to my OH in a Mancunian accent) :rofl:
 
Grease

Been abit dry since the birth so lots of lube! :haha:
 
28 Days Later....we DTD once, then it doesn't happen again until almost a month later
 

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