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[halas]

Haaaa Some of those are good.
Men think about sex every 7 seconds.... jesus how boring! xx

i dont even know how thats possible mens minds must go, im hungry sex what should i eat sex, if i thought about sex that much i would probly throw up at any1 mentioning it

 

[leoniebabey]

aww the swan one is the best, i wish i was a swan

 

[KrisKitten]

Sex is biochemically no different from eating large quantities of chocolate

I personally agree with this statement

Me too lol x

and me, id gladly eat a big bag of milky way stars than have sex

lol i was thinking more along the lines of a family size dairy milk bar mmmmmmm

ohhh yeh that would do aswell yum yum maybe id eat both

mmmm....
so im the only one that disagrees?

 

[KrisKitten]

though milk way stars are seriously the shiz...
maybe for afters?

 

[AnnabelsMummy]

this thread made me laugh!!

my OH said to me last night "did you know that if a man anticipates sex, his beard grows?" and i asked him where he found that out.. he wouldn't say.. now i know!! ...obviously he doesn't anticipate it.. cause he still doesn't have a beard...

does that mean dark haird boys anticipate sex more than blonde boys?
xxxx

 

[jenniferannex]

though milk way stars are seriously the shiz...
maybe for afters?

haha or during you could do them both at the same time

 

[nicholatmn]

though milk way stars are seriously the shiz...
maybe for afters?

haha or during you could do them both at the same time

!!

 

[KrisKitten]

though milk way stars are seriously the shiz...
maybe for afters?

haha or during you could do them both at the same time

jennifer you minx!!
I dont need to know what you get up to with your milky stars...

 

[xMissxZoiex]

though milk way stars are seriously the shiz...
maybe for afters?

haha or during you could do them both at the same time

jennifer you minx!!
I dont need to know what you get up to with your milky stars...

Lmao Ladies calm down

 

[amandad192]

though milk way stars are seriously the shiz...
maybe for afters?

haha or during you could do them both at the same time

I was gonna say that as I was reading through the post...imagine the intensity of your orgasm if your eating choccy at the same time...Mmmmm...

 

[jenniferannex]

im giggling away to myself my OHs just looking at me weirdly, if only he knew what we were talking about

 

[KrisKitten]

i just told OH to go out and get me a bag of milky way stars...he didnt look impressed

 

[jenniferannex]

i just told OH to go out and get me a bag of milky way stars...he didnt look impressed

haaa! he might go get you some if you tell him why

 

[amandad192]

"The Ramses brand condom is named after the great phaoroh Ramses II who fathered over 160 children"
Won't be using them in a hurry.

 

[jen1604]

Those facts make me want to be a pig...I'm quite up for a 30 minute long orgasm x

 

[jenniferannex]

Those facts make me want to be a pig...I'm quite up for a 30 minute long orgasm x

 

[xMissxZoiex]

Those facts make me want to be a pig...I'm quite up for a 30 minute long orgasm x

!!!