Does sperm really live 5 days?

[sea~fairy]

Soz but my MIL the one night asked me where did you get these nice gym towels from, i went into my bathroom and she took it out of the hamper to dry her hands off with it..... I was like OMG

 

[Sambatiki]

ha ha thats what i do too!! lovin' the towel xx

Soz but my MIL the one night asked me where did you get these nice gym towels from, i went into my bathroom and she took it out of the hamper to dry her hands off with it..... I was like OMG

bad but funny!!

 

[bird24]

def have to hide the towel.....warning to visitors....step away from this towel .... *kelle cracks up laughing at the thought of someone picking up her special towel*

 

[Chris77]

I don't have a special towel. Guess I'll have to get me one of those. We never TTC before though, so we'd just use paper towels to clean up and then our little dog would go sniffing around the trash.

 

[jacky24]

def have to hide the towel.....warning to visitors....step away from this towel .... *kelle cracks up laughing at the thought of someone picking up her special towel*

I know very bad, but who uses a towel that is in the hamper......

Maby i should ask my friend to do some embroidery for my sperm catcher towel

 

[bird24]

@ sperm catcher towel....how funny....

we need healthy sperm, i've got OH on a healthy diet at the moment but he's healthy anyway, he doesnt smoke or drink, he exercises regular, so i dont think he'll have to do much and hopefully he already has super sperm

 

[Sambatiki]

Oooooh that would be nice.

 

[sjnams]

Hmm I don't use a towel I use DH's boxers! He is getting peed off at the stains though so maybe we will invest in some towels!

 

[bird24]

Hmm I don't use a towel I use DH's boxers! He is getting peed off at the stains though so maybe we will invest in some towels!

!!!

 

[sjnams]

Hmm I don't use a towel I use DH's boxers! He is getting peed off at the stains though so maybe we will invest in some towels!

!!!

Yes, I am a dirty mare!! To be fair he has about 30 pairs of boxers and we now have dedicated "cum stain boxers" to save the good ones!

 

[celine]

Jax nooo!!! I would kille to see the look on ur face hehe

 

[curiosa]

girls you're cracking me up here!!

on a more serious note I'm going to have to have a look on iPlayer and see if I can catch that program you were talking about!

 

[sjnams]

You should! The programme was called "Dr Alice Roberts: Don't Die Young". The male reproductive episode (the first one) was the most interesting!

 

[bird24]

https://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f267/bird24baby/ttc-gospermie.gif

let us know if you find it please

 

[sea~fairy]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00cv2vd/

this thread is hiarious!

 

[Suzanne]

LMAO @ you lot and your sperm catching devices

 

[curiosa]

thanks for the link. just watched it. how very interesting.
so the guy reckoned only about 10 sperm reach the egg??? ahhhhh and then once they reach the egg they have to get through other cells to get to it? what chance have we got??

 

[Chris77]

thanks for the link. just watched it. how very interesting.
so the guy reckoned only about 10 sperm reach the egg??? ahhhhh and then once they reach the egg they have to get through other cells to get to it? what chance have we got??

Seriously! It really amazes me the human race is doing as well as it is considering all this!

I don't understand it - if we're born with millions of eggs, why do we only release one (MAYBE 2) eggs a month? Why can't we just release an egg every day of the month? Kind of a sick joke really.

 

[helenbun2005]

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Seriously! It really amazes me the human race is doing as well as it is considering all this!

I don't understand it - if we're born with millions of eggs, why do we only release one (MAYBE 2) eggs a month? Why can't we just release an egg every day of the month? Kind of a sick joke really. [/QUOTE]



Hahahahahahahaha!

Bloody right too!!! Biology is a joke! x x

 

[helenbun2005]

Hahahahahahahaha!

Bloody right too!!! Biology is a joke! x x