Embarasing pregnancy tales.....please share :)

[Babybug]

Taking a break from the serious stuff what has happened in this pregnancy or a past one thats funny and embarassing.

I will start. A few weeks ago my husband was in the bathroom brushing my daughters teeth, I was chatting to them waiting for them to leave so I could pee. ( would pee in front of them but our bathroom is tiny so no room) anyway I got the sudden urge to vomit, as we do! and proceded to vomit so powerfully that my full bladder gave way and I full on peed my pants.
Hubby thought it wad hilarious so did dd (half her teachers probably know by now). I don't have problem's wuth my pelvic floor I can cough and sneeze fine usually but just couldn't help it. Fingers crossed it never happens at work or anywhere else.

 

[laceyrainbow]

I was at the diabetic clinic a few weeks ago and suddenly felt a rush of discharge (could have been wee lol) (kind of like the feeling when you're on your period and you cough/sneeze). I had leggings on and when I stood up there was wet streaks all over the chair, and the people either side definitely noticed. I COULD HAVE DIED. I've kinda worn a pad every single day since that haha!

 

[katherinegrey]

When I was pregnant, I threw up on my DH during oral sex. I had terrible morning sickness but thought I'd gotten over it, apparently not, poor DH!

 

[MissRhead]

I had a similar experience yesterday! Driving along the road and I felt like I was going to be sick, tried to hold it in but it just wasn't working, I had to throw open the door whilst hanging out projectile vomiting everywhere!! Their was people walking past a que of traffic both ways, sick all down the car door and all over my sleeve, to top it off I also peed myself a little bit! Oh and all whilst this was happening my LO was sat in the back shouting mummy's sick! Cringe!

 

[SRTBaby]

Lol! this is hilarious, i don't have any at the moment i would share without hesitation.

 

[mara16jade]

When I was pregnant, I threw up on my DH during oral sex. I had terrible morning sickness but thought I'd gotten over it, apparently not, poor DH!

Probably wasn't funny then, but OMG!! haha

 

[katherinegrey]

When I was pregnant, I threw up on my DH during oral sex. I had terrible morning sickness but thought I'd gotten over it, apparently not, poor DH!

Probably wasn't funny then, but OMG!! haha

We can laugh about it now, but at the time I could have died! He took it well though bless him!

 

[Ckelley]

When I was pregnant, I threw up on my DH during oral sex. I had terrible morning sickness but thought I'd gotten over it, apparently not, poor DH!

Omg! That made my day.

Thanks!

I pee/vomited right after a shower...it was ...strange and embarrassing to pee myself naked.

 

[Felix26]

When I was pregnant, I threw up on my DH during oral sex. I had terrible morning sickness but thought I'd gotten over it, apparently not, poor DH!

My oh wanted a blow job so much he was happy to risk me being sick in him lol. Even tho I was gagging haha! Luckily I wasn't sick! But It would have been his own fault if I had been haha! X