Glad I gave you a laugh, haha. I'm tickled now. The thought of pooping on the table in front of my so, mom, and niece mortifies me. I'm sure my so and the medical team would act as though it never happened, but my family tends to be really sarcastic and I don't think either one of them would ever let me live it down. As if I'm not already in the most comprising, uncomfortable, and humiliating position of my life with all all my lady bits exposed and spread eagle like a thanksgiving turkey on the table for my family to see. No thank you, I'd really like to spare myself additional embarrassment, lol. But then I thought, oh god, what if I give myself an enema and think I'm good but it just makes me have the runs later on, whoa, that would be even worse.
lol. I just didn't want to have an even more disastrous situation on my hands than what I was already attempting to prepare myself for. Lol.
PS, I could barely write this without peeing on myself. Just the thought of what I was writing for the entire world to see had me giggling so bad I almost peed myself. Lol. Pregnancy is just lovely, why with all all the peeing and pooping on ourselves, why wouldn't everyone want to experience this? Lmao