Bahahahaha Melly, I have farted on him like once in my life and he got so infuriated at me... I don't see how it's fair that he can fart on me, then close the covers over my head, but if I let any kind of gas or bodily fluid out, I'm the grossest person in the world. He's just acting like a baby, he is mad that I'm so busy and don't have a lot of time to spend with him- which in his mind translates to "bed" time. And in my mind... nope.
I am going to see my mom on Tuesday for a week, so I'll have plenty of girl time and she will spoil me and then maybe I'll come home feeling refreshed.