For all SAHM's out there.....

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  1. Breezy

    Breezy Mommy to one gorgeous boy

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    SO funny, but oh so true! All husbands/SO's of stay at home moms should read this.

    A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard.

    The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog. Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall.

    In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a Cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing.

    In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door.

    He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she might be ill, or that something serious had happened.

    He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out the bathroom door. As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap and more toys strewn over the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and walls.

    As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the bed in her pajamas, reading a novel. She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went.

    He looked at her bewildered and asked, 'What happened here today?'

    She again smiled and answered, 'You know every day when you come home from work and you ask me what in the world do I do all day?'

    'Yes,' was his incredulous reply.

    She answered, 'Well, today I didn't do it.' :haha::haha:
     
  2. PrayinForBaby

    PrayinForBaby Haley's Mommy =)

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  3. mrs_park

    mrs_park Mummy to THREE BOYS!

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    :rofl: I love it!!!!
     
  4. charlotte-xo

    charlotte-xo Alfie and Darcey's mummy

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    :haha: thats brilliant !!

    <3
     
  5. bigbetty

    bigbetty Mammam to a princess

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  6. happigail

    happigail Mummy to Kitty and Ashy.

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    Lol love it!
     
  7. purplepower

    purplepower 1st time Mummy

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    cleckner04 Well-Known Member

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  9. dizzyisacow

    dizzyisacow wife,mother & myself

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    that's hilarious!!!
     
  10. sam2eb

    sam2eb Well-Known Member

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    Excellent!
     
  11. Farie

    Farie Well-Known Member

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    :rofl: brilliant
     
  12. CharlieKeys

    CharlieKeys Well-Known Member

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    :haha: !! As much as i'd love a day of doing nothing and what I want all day I couldn't cope with all that mess being made :D
     
  13. Breezy

    Breezy Mommy to one gorgeous boy

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    Agreed! In fact im up at almost 1 am cleaning the house. Got the kitchen and dining room spotless. Now working on the living room.
     
  14. MissPiggy

    MissPiggy Kayson and Bumpy-Sweep

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    AWESOME!! my OH seems to think looking after a walking 11month old is easy, and that standing round in the shop all day is hard work!! xxxx
     
  15. minichicky

    minichicky mummy to isaac

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    Sounds like my house most days and I only have one child!
     
  16. Princess86

    Princess86 Well-Known Member

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    Omg i love this!!
     
  17. DanielleM

    DanielleM Well-Known Member

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  18. mum22ttc#3

    mum22ttc#3 Mum of 3

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    :rofl: Thats brilliant
     
  19. Pixxie

    Pixxie Mum to 1 little girl

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  20. pinklightbulb

    pinklightbulb Single Mummy

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    :rofl: I have to pull this on my OH sometime.
     

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