For the attention of Jenny_Wren

[jenny_wren]

ahhh there's 200 pages. no way will i be able to read through all of them. what's been going on here?
xxx

having sex with various items of fruit

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[cucumber]

Well, there you have it in a nutshell

 

[CRWx]

:wave: hello fruities & welcome (my invite over Christine!)

I went bowling & out for a meal yesterday! woooo, i suck at bowling with barriers up and down though, woooo. Could of tried sitting on a bowling ball

 

[HannahGraceee]

ahhh there's 200 pages. no way will i be able to read through all of them. what's been going on here?
xxx

having sex with various items of fruit

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[CRWx]

did you also know Jens married me Hannah?

 

[HannahGraceee]

No! Why was I not invited!! I only live round the corner

 

[CRWx]

It was a run to the registry office jobbie

 

[jenny_wren]

it was a shot gun wedding hannah

we gave some hobos a couple of
quid and bottle of vodka to be our witnesses

worked out quite well

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[HannahGraceee]

 

[jenniferannex]

jen has sex with ghosts now

 

[CRWx]

we bring the tone down on EVERY thread we go on

 

[jenny_wren]

who is this 'we' you speak of

i don't do anything ...

it's the spam ghost ...

honest

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[jenniferannex]

 

[cucumber]

I don't know, we get some new recruits and then you lot go and freak them out with talk of ghost sex!

 

[jenny_wren]

try it before you slate it

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[cucumber]

Would love to but I'm not haunted!!!

 

[jenny_wren]

you can borrow my spam ghost
if you'd like, he's not been with many men
so he might be a little inexperienced to begin
with, but i'm sure you could teach him



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[cucumber]

you can borrow my spam ghost
if you'd like, he's not been with many men
so he might be a little inexperienced to begin
with, but i'm sure you could teach him



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Does he have any stains though?

 

[cucumber]

I hereby dedicate this, my 500th post, to you - my fruity friends.

Without you all, I would be nowhere near this feat. and for that you have my heartfelt thanks.

I hope to have many more random conversations with you all and hope that one or two of my posts has brought a smile to your faces.

Your humble servant and vegetable item

Cucumber (Neil)

 

[jenny_wren]

humble servant?



didn't know your name was neil



you're such a dick ... a cucumber
is a fruit not a vegetable!

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