For the attention of Jenny_Wren

[jenny_wren]

dont come jiggling those boobs over here
i may have to put down my veg and jump
you instead ​

 

[CRWx]

come on then

 

[cucumber]

stick with me mr cucumber i'll be nice to you

​

Thanks

Although what you have been doing with fruit and veg makes me worried you have alterior motives for me ​

 

[jenny_wren]

you can be my special cucumber and live
in my bedside drawer

it's like a dodgy chat up line

fruit and veg are treated very well in my house
i'll keep you safe from the other girlies

​

 

[jenny_wren]

come on then

https://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a223/angeltattoo/smilies/sexsmileys.gif​

 

[cucumber]

you can be my special cucumber and live
in my bedside drawer

it's like a dodgy chat up line

fruit and veg are treated very well in my house
i'll keep you safe from the other girlies

​

Well, that got rid of any lurkers!

 

[CRWx]

oh i'm knackered and haven't eaten my tea yet!

veggies for me?

 

[CRWx]

cucumber is ur OH on here?

 

[jenny_wren]

oh i'm knackered and haven't eaten my tea yet!

veggies for me?

wanna come round for dinner?

​

 

[jenny_wren]

you can be my special cucumber and live
in my bedside drawer

it's like a dodgy chat up line

fruit and veg are treated very well in my house
i'll keep you safe from the other girlies

​

Well, that got rid of any lurkers!

​

 

[cucumber]

cucumber is ur OH on here?

She is yeah, not sure she would want to be affiliated with me though

 

[CRWx]

yeah jenbob mmm peas..

 

[CRWx]

ooh who is she?

 

[cucumber]

ooh who is she?

If I told you I'd have to kill you



I had to promise not to read her threads or make communication or she wouldn't allow me on

 

[Mumble]

Oh girls i just had eggs and was thinking i bet Jenny could do some magic tricks with theses too

 

[cucumber]

Poached, scrambled, fried???

 

[Harveysmum369]

No food is safe from Jenny!!she 'had' a kebab last night!!!


Mr Cucumber-tell us who your good lady cucumber is or we shall go hunting for her to find out.

 

[cucumber]

Goodness - this counts as peer pressure

 

[jenny_wren]

i'll hump anything

eggs included

mr cucumber is she a regular member?

i wanna know now ​

 

[jenny_wren]

Goodness - this counts as peer pressure

don't be such a wuss ​