For the attention of Jenny_Wren

[cucumber]

I didn't even know what I was! You could've told me I was a herb!

herbs are boring and crap in bed

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Some of them are fiery?

 

[jenny_wren]

I didn't even know what I was! You could've told me I was a herb!

herbs are boring and crap in bed

​

Some of them are fiery?

too thin and floppy

there's not many herbs can with stand
my loving so i tend not to go near them

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[Mumble]

Jenny likes it rough

 

[jenny_wren]

Jenny likes it rough

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[Harveysmum369]

where are the thread stalkers!!lol.xx

 

[jenny_wren]

all having lunch with their valentines

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[cucumber]

I see one!

 

[Mumble]

They only come out at night

 

[jenny_wren]

makes them sound like vampires

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[Mumble]

They like to read about the things they would never dare to say!!!

 

[Harveysmum369]

so jen,any fruit you haven't tried out yet?x

 

[CRWx]

:wave: xx

 

[Mumble]

a guy in work just threw a fruit bag at me hahahaha nom nom

 

[CRWx]

i'm watching loose women

 

[Mumble]

i'm watching loose women

i bet some of them have tried fruit

 

[cucumber]

i'm watching loose women

Who do they have on today?

Jason Orange?
Neneh Cherry?
Nick Berry?
Jack Lemon?

 

[Mumble]

please tell me one of the guests has a fruity or veggie name

 

[CRWx]

Ross Kemp actually.....



i've got nothing to do for 2 hours & i got asked on a date to the cinema...

 

[Mumble]

ooooh a date make sure you pack some fruit for a snack!!!

 

[CRWx]

i dunno if i'm gonna go, i've got a card though