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dawny690
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Are you tired of all those "frienship" poems that always sound good but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a "friendship" poem that relly speaks to true friendship and truth itself.
My Friend...
When you are sad, I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the sorry ******* who made you sad.
When you are blue, I'll dislodge whatever is choking you.
When you smile, I'll know you finally got laid.
When you are scared, I will rag you about it every chance I get.
When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it can be and to quit whining.
When you are confused, I will use little words to explain it to your sorry ass.
When you are sick, stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
When you fall, I will point and laugh at your sorry ass.
This is my oath, I pledge till the end. Why you may ask? Because you're my friend.
My Friend...
When you are sad, I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the sorry ******* who made you sad.
When you are blue, I'll dislodge whatever is choking you.
When you smile, I'll know you finally got laid.
When you are scared, I will rag you about it every chance I get.
When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it can be and to quit whining.
When you are confused, I will use little words to explain it to your sorry ass.
When you are sick, stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
When you fall, I will point and laugh at your sorry ass.
This is my oath, I pledge till the end. Why you may ask? Because you're my friend.
