Funny Animal Quotes

[kiwimama]

Anyone got any?? Just for fun, because I'm bored and need something to make me laugh!

"Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God."

"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast."

Add yours!

 

[Sophiiie]

"Cats never strike a pose that isn't photogenic."

can't remember where I saw this but I love it x

 

[jkaup]

Don't worry about the hair on the couch, that's why it's called "fur-niture."

 

[cleckner04]

*"The problem with cats is that they get the same exact look whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer"

*"My Labrador retriever had a nervous breakdown. I kept throwing him a boomerang."

*"Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other."

*"I have a great dog. She's half Lab, half pit bull. A good combination. Sure, she might bite off my leg, but she'll bring it back to me."