Funny sayings on baby clothes

[HanKi x]

Couldnt help but post
I have onsie that says

"My finger might be small but Daddy is still wrapped all around it"
"What happens in Granmas stays in Granmas"
and
"The World does revolve around me!"
Theres loads more just cant remember any more at the min

 

[LilFooshFoosh]

We have the iPoo'd one, made DH and I both laugh out loud. I want one that says Boob Man (just like Daddy).

This thread made my day.

 

[kiwimama]

Ones I had were:
"Does this nappy make my butt look big?" and "Sleep is for the Weak"
Ones I seen were:
"I'm a tits man" "Cooler than your average baby" "I'm up to something" "It was the dog"
Ones I've seen that I think are just distasteful:
"I'm living proof my mum is easy" and "They shake me" <-- honestly who would put their kid in something like this and what kind of company would put their name to making and stocking them!?!?

 

[LoveAlways,]

I saw one that didn't have writing on it, but rather a picture of some really muscular, 6-pack abs so when the baby was in the onesie, it looked like he had the abs x)

 

[MommyGrim]

Ones I had were:
"Does this nappy make my butt look big?" and "Sleep is for the Weak"
Ones I seen were:
"I'm a tits man" "Cooler than your average baby" "I'm up to something" "It was the dog"
Ones I've seen that I think are just distasteful:
"I'm living proof my mum is easy" and "They shake me" <-- honestly who would put their kid in something like this and what kind of company would put their name to making and stocking them!?!?

Before I got pregnant that's what I used to tell everyone who asked why I was awake so late at night! I love it!!!

 

[Racheldigger]

A workmate of mine bought my LO a Motorhead vest with the slogan 'Everything Louder than Everything Else'. I also fancied an AC/DC one with the slogan 'For Those About To Rock..' with a picture of a cradle, and one with a picture of a motorbike and the caption 'The Future of Biking', but I saw them once on the internet and could never find them again. My mum saw a T-shirt in a charity shop with the slogan 'I get my milk from my mummy, not from any old cow', but didn't buy it because she thought I might not like it: I was bitterly disappointed! I also love the iPoo'd vest I've seen pictures here of somebody's baby wearing - is it Bekkiboo? - if you're reading this, where can I get one?