Funny sayings on baby clothes

[MissRhead]

Ive got a little onsie that says 'My daddys a soldier, whats yours?'
And one that says i have a yummy mummy
Oh and also got a maternity t-shirt to wear when i pick Oh up from the airport saying 'My boyfriend left me this presant before he deployed' weather i get the guts to wear it or not is a diffrent matter xxx

 

[Nugget]

Ive got one that says
"I rock out to Kiss with my Daddy"
its soooo cool!

 

[Tia]

Hubby found this yesterday!

https://shop.cafepress.co.uk/baby

Also, he found a t-shirt that he is going to get if we have a girl....'Guns don't kill people, Dads with pretty daughters do!'

There are some crackers on that website!! LOL

 

[Sakura-chan]

I live in Japan and baby stuff here has lots of random English (and French too) sayings on it that are almost inevitably grammatically incorrect so I try to stay away from them.

Baby is going to have a hard enough time mastering English without wearing clothes that have wrong ENGRISH on them.

If I see some when I go shopping this weekend I will write them down.

 

[SummerStars]

We were looking around for stuff to humour our parents, and found...

"I drink til I pass out, just like my Grandad"

and..

"That's it! I'm off to Grandmas."

 

[cherikey]

I've seen one that says:

"Mummy said she just wanted a backrub"

This is brilliant!

 

[Christine1993]

Ive got one that says ' Make mines a pint!' then a bottle beside it saying milk lol

 

[Ju_bubbs]

I had a little t-shirt for my eldest that said

"when the going gets tough, I'm off to grandma's!"

 

[cyclura]

I actually make personalised babygrows and I made 2 which I love, my LO used to wear them both alot when she was crawling

she had the biohazard one (which nearly every baby I know has now ) https://www.misi.co.uk/gifts/40538/babygro/Sleepsuit_BIOHAZARD.html

and the "does this nappy make my butt look big https://www.misi.co.uk/gifts/39535/Babygro/_Sleepsuit_*does_this_nappy_make_my_butt_look_big*.html

(sorry only place I have pictures of them on this PC)

 

[Agiboma]

I got too of them
"mommy's little B.F.F"
"I call the shots around here"

 

[tina_h75]

I got one saying ' my granny smells of gin' - although mil was not too impressed with this.

 

[terri21]

aww all of these are cool, some really funny ones x

 

[Dragonfly]

I have just ordered a breastfeeding one that says "I'm a tit man" for William. I bet my mum gets offended hehe.

 

[flubdub]

my sister saw a baby in a baby grow that said

"Why didnt my mummy just give daddy a blow job!!"

I thought this was abit OTT and distateful tbh!!!

Eurgh! Who would put something like that on a baby?? Who would make it??!!!

 

[flubdub]

F.B.I
Farts. Burps. Insomnia.


https://www.nappyhead.co.uk/acatalog/Funky-slogan-baby-clothes.html

 

[MommyGrim]

I got the onesie for my LO! I couldn't help but buy it!



I just took a pic of the bib for laughs!

 

[flubdub]

I got one saying ' my granny smells of gin' - although mil was not too impressed with this.

That is soooo my mum!!!

 

[zzypeg]

my sister saw a baby in a baby grow that said

"Why didnt my mummy just give daddy a blow job!!"

I thought this was abit OTT and distateful tbh!!!

oh no that;s just plain tacky!! sorry to anyone who owns such an item!.

 

[pichi]

this one is suited to my OH:

"daddy says i can't date till i'm 30"

other ones i've seen -

"don't laugh but he's my dad"

 

[Trying4ababy]

Saw a onesie that said " I survived natural childbirth and all I got was this lousy onesie"

And a tshirt that said "Why is everyone always so tired around here?"

Tshirt "Don't blame me my daddy dresses me"