Funny Things we do when TTC &TWW... Come join and share with us :)

[Bushmumma]

Really Tui... In a particular place or just on the chest? That would be great as DH snores and doesn't sleep well himself because of it..

 

[Supersmiler]

Funny things...

- the fact that hubby knows what EWCM means in a text message
- sending pics of smiley digi ov tests
- the words, "so do we have to do it tonight then?"
- sneaking into the bathroom to poas, then hubby saying, "sooooo?"
- accidentally leaving the glass of wee on the sink for him to find!
- obsessively looking at old pics of previous positive ov tests/pregnancy tests in case you've forgotten what your looking for
- sneaking onto b&b and stalking the groups, trying not to let hubby see what your looking at
- getting caught by hubby looking at photo galleries of positive opk and BFP tests of countdowntopregnancy website, and him being like "WTF you're looking at other peoples wee sticks now!"

Ha, ha! The craziness is worth it! Xx

 

[Bushmumma]

Supersmiler- all those are so true!

I infact thought I was the only one that sneakily gets on here and makes out I'm doing something else

My DH looks at pee sticks and says righto get it in the bin!! You pee'd on THAT!!
I was telling him about the different cm types and he looked at me like I was crazy! But had to ask the question how do I know what it looks like....... Well, I feel inside my vagina and inspect what comes out :/...
Oh that's messed up!! Was his first reply
Now he asks what it's like ..
When I explained EWCM he said ' cooked or raw?'
RAW, huni
Oh, gags and laughs at me.. Just tell me when I've done the job and we are pregnant baby

Gotta love em!!

 

[Soanxious]

Supersmiler I thought that was just me! I have done all that too hahaha x

 

[cutieq]

DH knows know my tatas are sore as heck! He gets into bed later than me last night and is feeling frisky. He makes a few moves, I feel them but ignore. Then he goes for the boob and squeezes HARD!

DTD for kicks. I get up to use the restroom and he says "oh man you're getting rid of all of them!" To which I respond, I'm already at full capacity. We'll find out Friday He has no idea how TTC works or anything about the window, but I'm always amused at these random little convos we have.

 

[hop]

Does anyone else do the thing where you try to casually touch or squeeze your boobs throughout the day to see if they are sore or tender?

I do it all the time at work. I probably could just sneak into the bathroom, but I always just try to figure out how to do it at my desk.

 

[Soanxious]

I grope my boobs at least 20 times a day in my tww and after I get a bfp... a few times i've been spotted doing it in supermarkets LOL.

Any other woman in her tww or early pregnant knows what they are doing... for men and women who have no idea what we are living with then to them we maybe a little odd.. I don't care personally

 

[brighteyez73]

LOL, I do it all the time and I know other people think I am either crazy or freaky. DH always asks me why are you feeling yourself up and I say with a smirk because I love the way they feel. And he gives me the is she serious smirk. LMBO I love messing with him.

 

[Bushmumma]

Ahahaha.... I do it too!!! But I'll get DH to do it coz if it hurts I tell him and he says with a sad face 'but that was really gentle'...
Hmmm... But it hurt, so now they are OUT OF BOUNDS!!

After a bit, I'll tell him I was joking he doesn't like my jokes

 

[Blondish_keg]

I am surrounded by lactating women so I am not out of place but when they are really sore just find any excuse to give a teaching session on hand expressing and then no one knows any better!

 

[Soanxious]

Cutie my OH is insulted when I evict his when time is not right

 

[Soanxious]

lol Blondish

 

[Bushmumma]

Lol @ blondish... I like how you roll!

 

[Blondish_keg]

Hehehe thanks, we have to laugh or else I guess then men with white coats would be after us all.

BM - You said somewhere that you just downloaded the app, is that the same as this website? https://www.countdowntopregnancy.com/

I haven't be able to find it, but that website is my bible in TWW and I hate to think that I am missing out on something..
P.s. you PM inbox is full?

 

[Bushmumma]

Blondish- I emptied it but nothing has come through from you darlin... Please send it again and I'll reply sorry...

Sorry if I said downloaded I'm meant joined... I'm not sure how it works properly as yet but a bit more of a play on it and I'll work it out

DH asked me what my cm is like today.. Oh it's still the same like the last few days thick creamy and white...
Ah..... I could see him thinking of something smart to say and he finally comes back with I've got the coffee you've got the cream....
I nearly vomited and he was at me..
That is the most grossest thing you've said to date huni..
Hehe I know but I had to say it..

Oh they way his minds works sometimes is so far gone!! Yuk!! But funny

Sorry if that's to gross for some but I had to share it..

 

[Soanxious]

Lol... when I had my 2st daughter my OH wouldn't help me out with her when she was born and one day when he asked for tea I made it and added some breast milk as well as cows milk and told him after he drank it.. I said.. next time I ask for help..help me.. not have me running around after you too

 

[Bushmumma]

Ahahaha, I've done that countless times! It's great, I love it spot on
I loved bf'ing mind you I was kinda like a wet nurse I had enough milk to feed half of the 3rd world countries!!! I'd stay it everywhere because as soon as bubs cried for some boob it just squirted out like a fire hose... I could not put it in his mouth until it was only a slow stream of milk otherwise I'd have drowned him.. It would squirt without force 5m away can you imagine the visitors that got 'MILKED'?! :haha
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[Tui]

Really Tui... In a particular place or just on the chest? That would be great as DH snores and doesn't sleep well himself because of it..

Sorry only just popped back in for a read. Yes put it on his chest, neck under his nose, on his pillow, anywhere and everywhere! Worth a try. I'm all bunged up at the mo so I've been using it too. Great stuff.

 

[Bushmumma]

Yeah I love it, use it all the time for myself and kids but DH would rather sleep outside with the horses than having Vicks put on him... But I'll try anything .. Thanks lovely

 

[katestar53]

This thread is so funny! My hubby once caught me squatting in the bedroom with my finger up my noo noo (I was checking my cervical position!) and he proper freaked out! But he's kinda use to it now. But he still hates talking about it all. He just says to let him know when his swimmers are needed!