Funny Things we do when TTC &TWW... Come join and share with us :)

[Bushmumma]

Kate effin lol!! things they see and hear must make them wonder about us ...

 

[Tui]

I'm not allowed to say "cervix" my DH hates that word! I tried telling him about CM but I could see he really didn't want know. Like you say, they just want the nod when it's time to baby dance.

 

[Bushmumma]

That's about right, that's the main part anyhow... They know they are important, leave us to everything else like normal and come in on the good bit!

 

[Tui]

Sounds like life (men) in general !

 

[Ummi2boyz]

This thread is so so funny!

Dh doesnt know anything about ttc (except the good bits ^^). I only tell him acter I o'ed. Timing is not an issue so that's ok on this part.
Except that this cycle is a medicated one, so he had to know that it was time to get to work. And. I told him what the doctor said: 'if your dh is tired you can dtd every other day'
And he replied 'oh hun! I do t like people telling me what to do' with a sad voice.
I just had the trigger yesterday and we had a right laugh when dtd!! Omg! That sound so bad!

Anyway, i hide my poas addiction from him. Like a real drug addict you know. I hide the sticks and keep checking on them every day until af comes.
We were staying at my in laws for about 3 months, so that was awful re: poas. Has to take my tests in the bathrrom with me everymorning, pretending the bag I used contained my shampoo (as if I couldn't leave my shampoo in the bathroom) and the toilet there are outside the bathroom, so was taking the whole bag in there with me!

When tww is over, I carefully wrap all the useless bfn tests in a plastic bag (I try to fing the like black ones they give you in shops) or even two and then throw it in the bin. So no one know what's in there. I still do that now at home!!!

Oh and I also line up my tests!

I used to send dh txt messages to leg him k ow my opk were positive, but thankfully I'm not using them anymore. (Here is trying to cut down on my addiction)

 

[Bushmumma]

Hahaha, that's funny! I have lined mine up this time... Started testing at 8dpo! Now on 13dpo... And sometimes two tests a day!! Pretty shocking really DH is away at the moment so mine neatly placed on my coffee table with a tissue user them. at self!!!

That must have been crazy at the in laws.... Hmmm shampoo in the loo!! Wonder what if at all they were thinking??

 

[Ummi2boyz]

I don't really, they already think I'm crazy anyway! Really I do weird thi gs sometimes ^^ oh and I did not have plastic cups to wee in, so I used my deodorant cap (cleaned it before and after obviously). But that was on the advice of a b&b member - not my fault!!!

 

[Tui]

Ummi got that picture stuck in my head now!

 

[Bushmumma]

Ummi- that is very resourceful I must say

 

[Bushmumma]

Just spoke to DH on the phone.... Are you pregnant baby?
Me: I think so ..
DH: I think so too, I have this 'feeling'.
Me: what feeling?
DH: have you been POAS?
Me: yes
DH: when?
Me: this morning...
DH: yesterday? The day before and the day before that?
Me: Nooooooooooo....... I'll be testing again in the morning baby today's have a very very faint line...
DH: your gunna become one of those POAS addicts aren't ya??
Me: yes.
DH: ewww... Pee fingers!!!
Me: I'll wait for you to get home to see the test hey?
DH: No! I wanna be on the phone when your POAS ok!!
Me: I'll send you a picture of the result baby..
DH: yes, yes, send me a picture of your pee stick then..

He said to me don't move in bed tonight and don't snore at all... You'll rattle the baby loose. Just stay still and let it snuggle in ok huni..
I'll i could do was and say I know baby... We want this on to stick... Yes yes stick let it stick!!! Lol

 

[Tui]

Oh bless him xx

 

[Soanxious]

aww so cute!!

I have had a rotten day from hell with panic attacks etc.. and its all from not being able to ttc this cycle.. and now my bloods are taken the dread of results.. in one way I want them to say I have Antiphospholipid Antibodies so they can treat me and I can have a normal pregnancy.. well I thought lets make the most of DTD whilst I am not "fertile" so seduced OH.. he got all panicky.. saying.. I thought we couldnt DTD for 6 weeks.. I said no I cant get pregnant this cycle.. he said yeah.. we cant have sex for 6 weeks.. I said all this temping cm checking and poas for ov and getting pregnant 5 times in 7 months you dont think I dont know when it is safe to have nookie?.. I said we have a week of fun.. then you can keep away from me for a few days... men.. they think they know it all when ttc.. but deep down they have no clue.. lol

 

[Bushmumma]

No clue, is so right! But he'll be happy to get down an dirty .. No pressure from anywhere that's gotta be good!!

 

[Soanxious]

Yeah... well he was enjoying the baby making too LOL

 

[Blondish_keg]

My DH loves the search for better lighting, as if the right light can transform a negative into a BFP

 

[Soanxious]

Bless...

 

[Soanxious]

My OH says I am like this a week after OV.. I think its because Im mostly pregnant... but yeah I had what I wanted now bugger off...LOL......

 

[Ummi2boyz]

Hahaha! Love it!

 

[katestar53]

That pretty much sums it up!

 

[Bushmumma]

In town today and DH says baby you go into the chemist and get your pee sticks, they are gunna think you've got a problem .. I said please come in with baby... Please....... Yeah righto. We goes in and he's like here take these, prognosis tests... Ah no huni, not them!! I need frer! Huh?
Oh first response ones huni.. Hmmmm.... He grabs me three boxes of 3 packs and says I just can't go to the counter with you they are going to know you are addicted to peeing on sticks! he laughed so hard. I gets to the counter and the lady looks at the boxes but couldn't look at me lol...in the car and he says.. I know you have a POAS addiction baby he followed by saying I need to attend POASA (POAS anonymous) I must love you my darlin... Coz I don't care you have enough for 9days now when you run out get some more

It was pretty sweet