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DH has been watching footbal all afternoon in the basement. He just came up and said he was going to buy me a pinneaple and we should DTD tonight lol! :haha::haha:

I must have mentioned that pinneapple and DTD can induce labour lol! He just left for the store, i didnt realise he was getting impatient too, to be honest i am worried about :sex:, we havent done it in months.
 
Dont be worried i was aswell, but really enjoy it now, it feels more intense and actually better. And now my DH is away im gagging for it. Oh god Lol i sound like a ho.
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Haha, i found it rather awkward, im not exactly very mobile/flexible atm and the bump kept getting in the way hahaha!!! But however awkward it was worth it :D I have half a pineapple in the fridge, i may eat it then jump FOB when he gets back from work haha. xx
 
Lol! he just got back with the pinneapple we are on lol!:winkwink:
 
Well then have fun ;)
Maybe the pineapple could join in xD
No just forget that, pregnancy is affecting my brain.
 
LOL have fun.

hope it works :)
 
Thanks will update if anything happens, wish me luck.
 
Maybe hes just horny and is getting the pineapple to make it look like that is his real intention lol
 
Maybe hes just horny and is getting the pineapple to make it look like that is his real intention lol

Haha! maybe but doubt it, i am more frisky than he his and he has been terriffied of poking the baby which is silly. We will see what his intentions are tonight lol.
 
We tried the DTD but I ended up in fits of giggles on the bed as bump was so big and I was so amused by doing what we were doing to get the baby born :D
 
Not DTD for ages :-( I am sooo swollen down there that the last time we tried it REALLY hurt. No more for me until bubs comes xx
 
Well, i had my hopes too high, he chickened out once we tried. He kept saying he could feel the baby's head which is crap he was scared. Then he suggested we change positions and i could tell nothing was going to happen because he was imagining things. On top of that LO was moving and that freaked him out!!

Too much anticipation for nothing, i finished half a pinneaple last night hoping this was it lol!

Oh, yeah i just woke up to the worst pain, i think it is my bowel i am so constipated, that happened 10 minutes ago, if it happens again then maybe i could be hopefully lol!
 
I think thats kind of sweet :)
My OH is only impatient because I won't stop moaning...about...everything :)
 
Well I think ingesting is better for getting things started, but I am never one to give without receiving!
I feel like a big beached whale, its not like we have a great range of positions anymore either! :)
 
Eww! ingesting, a man must have come up with that idea. Nothing going on with me, sitting here counting down the seconds i think i will drive myself crazy with all the waiting.
 

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