Halloween Definitions Bobbing Apples: What happens when you leave your bra off while running. Boogieman: Guy who passes time at a stoplight picking his nose. Coffin: What you do when you get a piece of popcorn stuck in your throat. Frankenstein: Hot dog and a mug of beer Full Moon: What your repairman reveals when he bends over to fix your fridge. Goblin: How you eat the Snickers Bars you got for Halloween. Invisible Man: What a guy becomes when there's housework to be done. Also, see "Mr. Hyde." Jack O' Lantern: An Irish pumpkin. Jack the Ripper: What Jack does to his lottery tickets after losing each week. Mummy: Who kisses the boo-boo after you scrape your knee. Pumpkin Patch: What a pumpkin wears when trying to quit smoking. Skeleton: Any super model. Vampire Bat: What Dracula hits a baseball with. Witch: See "Mother-in-Law." Zombie: What you look like before that first cup of morning coffee.