Halloween Definitions

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  1. Kim

    Kim Well-Known Member

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    Halloween Definitions

    Bobbing Apples:
    What happens when you leave your bra off while running.


    Boogieman:
    Guy who passes time at a stoplight picking his nose.


    Coffin:
    What you do when you get a piece of popcorn stuck in your throat.


    Frankenstein:
    Hot dog and a mug of beer


    Full Moon:
    What your repairman reveals when he bends over to fix your fridge.


    Goblin:
    How you eat the Snickers Bars you got for Halloween.


    Invisible Man:
    What a guy becomes when there's housework to be done. Also, see "Mr. Hyde."


    Jack O' Lantern:
    An Irish pumpkin.


    Jack the Ripper:
    What Jack does to his lottery tickets after losing each week.


    Mummy:
    Who kisses the boo-boo after you scrape your knee.


    Pumpkin Patch:
    What a pumpkin wears when trying to quit smoking.


    Skeleton:
    Any super model.


    Vampire Bat:
    What Dracula hits a baseball with.


    Witch:
    See "Mother-in-Law."


    Zombie:
    What you look like before that first cup of morning coffee.
     
  2. HB

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    haha!!! Witch is so true... except it step MIL thats the witch hehe!!!

    xox
     
  3. Tam

    Tam Mum of 2 - PG with No.3

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  4. Iwantone!!!

    Iwantone!!! Well-Known Member

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    hehehehe thats is so funny :lol:
     

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