Hen do tshirt slogan please help.......

[kaye22]

hi all i recently had my baby and in 2 weeks im going on a hen do as my first big night out! only problem i need a slogan for the back of my tshirt please can you think of one as its a hen do it has to be slightly rude. here are some examples of some that others are having
Any hole is a goal!
0-naughty in 3 drinks!
nymp on it like a car bonnet
dip it in dink
let the hen see the cock

Any ideas please???
Thanks x

 

[Kate&Lucas]

Sorry hun I'm shite at things like this but my BIL and his friends did funny rude movie quotes so that could be an idea?