emzy- love your siggy...i hate being told to relax. it makes me want to kill kill kill!
I work in childcare and am quiet close with one of the kids mothers, i told her that i hated when people told me that....she then bought in a book she read when she was going through the same thing....
Bump & Grind: The A-Z Survival Guide for when you're trying to get pregnant and sick of being told to relax!
https://www.finch.com.au/books/bump-grind-z-survival-guide-when-youre-trying-get-pregnant-and-sick-being-told-relax
Funniest thing i have ever read!
Keep me updated on how you go with the imaginary symptoms...its nice to know im not the only crazy out there.