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JayleighAnn
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How To Shower Like a Woman
· Take off clothes and place them sectioned in laundry basket according to lights and darks.
· Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
· If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups / leg-lifts, etc.
· Get in the shower.
· Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
· Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
· Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
· Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
· Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. Rinse conditioner off hair.
· Shave armpits and legs.
· Turn off shower.
· Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
· Spray mold spots with Tile cleaner.
· Get out of shower.
· Dry with towel the size of a small country.
· Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
· Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
· If you see partner along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
How To Shower Like a Man
§ Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
§ Walk naked to the bathroom.
§ If you see partner along the way, shake willy at her making the 'woo-woo' sound.
§ Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
§ Admire the size of your willy and scratch your bum.
§ Get in the shower.
§ Wash your face.
§ Wash your armpits.
§ Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
§ Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. Wash your bum, leaving those coarse bum hairs stuck on the soap.
§ Wash your hair.
§ Make a Shampoo Mohican
§ Wee.
§ Rinse off and get out of shower.
§ Partially dry off.
§ Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of bath the whole time.
§ Admire willy size in mirror again.
§ Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
§ If you pass partner, pull off towel, shake willy at her and make the 'woo-woo' sound again.
§ Throw wet towel on bed.
· Take off clothes and place them sectioned in laundry basket according to lights and darks.
· Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
· If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups / leg-lifts, etc.
· Get in the shower.
· Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
· Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
· Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
· Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
· Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. Rinse conditioner off hair.
· Shave armpits and legs.
· Turn off shower.
· Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
· Spray mold spots with Tile cleaner.
· Get out of shower.
· Dry with towel the size of a small country.
· Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
· Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
· If you see partner along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
How To Shower Like a Man
§ Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
§ Walk naked to the bathroom.
§ If you see partner along the way, shake willy at her making the 'woo-woo' sound.
§ Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
§ Admire the size of your willy and scratch your bum.
§ Get in the shower.
§ Wash your face.
§ Wash your armpits.
§ Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
§ Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. Wash your bum, leaving those coarse bum hairs stuck on the soap.
§ Wash your hair.
§ Make a Shampoo Mohican
§ Wee.
§ Rinse off and get out of shower.
§ Partially dry off.
§ Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of bath the whole time.
§ Admire willy size in mirror again.
§ Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
§ If you pass partner, pull off towel, shake willy at her and make the 'woo-woo' sound again.
§ Throw wet towel on bed.
But my OH definitely showers like a man.. 
