husbands with a fetish?

[geogem]

hooker heels at the ready!! frilly tu tu knickers and gorgeous red silk corset!! topped off with fishnets should do the trick!! makes me laugh as I am not even fertile atm!! should have made this effort near ovulation day!!!

 

[S_Dowd]

Oh my gosh!!! I love this thread, and I'm reading it at such a funny time!

DH and I recently started "testing the waters" with anal play. Up until now, I've been a "no way" kind of girl, but I've recently been intrigued by the idea, so we're giving it a go... I'm still not 100% sure we'll have actual sex, but I figure we have the rest of our lives to work up to it.

I'm definitely kinkier than DH, but he loves it and is really getting on board lol

Let's see, here are our "fetishes":

vibrator
lots of sexy lingerie, crotchless panties, and thigh highs
spanking
we tie each other up
dirty talk
I LOVE to bite
DH loves for me to strip for him
And now we're starting with anal
I LOVE oral, but I keep getting bladder infections, so I can't receive it anymore Oh well, that's where the vibrator comes in handy!
I'll pretty much try anything once

I'm so wild in the bedroom! Haha It makes me feel better knowing there are so many other kinky women out there! I love this thread! lol

 

[geogem]

Oh my gosh!!! I love this thread, and I'm reading it at such a funny time!

DH and I recently started "testing the waters" with anal play. Up until now, I've been a "no way" kind of girl, but I've recently been intrigued by the idea, so we're giving it a go... I'm still not 100% sure we'll have actual sex, but I figure we have the rest of our lives to work up to it.

I'm definitely kinkier than DH, but he loves it and is really getting on board lol

Let's see, here are our "fetishes":

vibrator
lots of sexy lingerie, crotchless panties, and thigh highs
spanking
we tie each other up
dirty talk
I LOVE to bite
DH loves for me to strip for him
And now we're starting with anal
I LOVE oral, but I keep getting bladder infections, so I can't receive it anymore Oh well, that's where the vibrator comes in handy!
I'll pretty much try anything once

I'm so wild in the bedroom! Haha It makes me feel better knowing there are so many other kinky women out there! I love this thread! lol

i think in general women are kinkier than men!!! just because they get a physical identifier to show their turned on makes everyone think its the men!! definately not!!

 

[Heather9603]

Off subject....BUt I guess we should all be careful about LO's toys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=QDe3Fy7o2wc

 

[BeesBella]

Haha I That !!!!!!!

 

[Weebear]

Just a thought, great game to spice up the sex life-Monogamy!! So muhc fun with this and try new things, great bonding and makes sex not just for baby making

 

[MissCourtneyP]

Oh I thought of another one. DH loves it when I am bald bald bald. Well actually he likes a landing strip but I SUCK at giving myself one, so I usually just shave it all off lol.

And its not a porn thing. He just loves the way the skin feels so soft and smooth after a fresh shave lol. Plus we both feel like its "cleaner" lol.

I can not, for the life of me, shave bald. And I feel ridiculous because of that. OH likes me bald too, but I just cant bring myself to do it! I'm terrified to cut myself for one, and I always find that afterward it hurts/itches/pulls-on-my-undies, and that I just cant seem to get it nice n smooth like my legs. No idea how to fix that lol.

 

[jenniferttc1]

anyone know how I can learn to lap dance/strip tease? lol I'm so not moveablewith dancing

 

[Heather9603]

anyone know how I can learn to lap dance/strip tease? lol I'm so not moveablewith dancing

I'd like to know this too! lol. But I'm not sure if I could do it without laughing at myself lol.

 

[jenniferttc1]

anyone know how I can learn to lap dance/strip tease? lol I'm so not moveablewith dancing

I'd like to know this too! lol. But I'm not sure if I could do it without laughing at myself lol.

I just feel so silly doing it! lol I have no rythem, and he's not a dancer either so i've never had practice. ha ha

 

[jeoestreich]

With us anything goes. We are always trying new things.

 

[jeoestreich]

Oh my gosh!!! I love this thread, and I'm reading it at such a funny time!

DH and I recently started "testing the waters" with anal play. Up until now, I've been a "no way" kind of girl, but I've recently been intrigued by the idea, so we're giving it a go... I'm still not 100% sure we'll have actual sex, but I figure we have the rest of our lives to work up to it.

I'm definitely kinkier than DH, but he loves it and is really getting on board lol

Let's see, here are our "fetishes":

vibrator
lots of sexy lingerie, crotchless panties, and thigh highs
spanking
we tie each other up
dirty talk
I LOVE to bite
DH loves for me to strip for him
And now we're starting with anal
I LOVE oral, but I keep getting bladder infections, so I can't receive it anymore Oh well, that's where the vibrator comes in handy!
I'll pretty much try anything once

I'm so wild in the bedroom! Haha It makes me feel better knowing there are so many other kinky women out there! I love this thread! lol

We are the same way. I try anything once or twice.

 

[glitter_xox]

Lol I just read this whole thread! I am giggling and like one of the girls earlier said it turned me on! But DH is asleep because he has to be up at 3:30 AM tomorrow.


Anyway, he REALLY likes when I dominate, and when I initiate things. I like to initiate by kissing all over his chest! That really gets him going.

I really like when he lets me know he's really into it. And I basically love being spanked! He always wants to try anal but it just bothers me I guess. I've never tried it, and I'm sure someday I will, but for now I'm not interested!

 

[S_Dowd]

anyone know how I can learn to lap dance/strip tease? lol I'm so not moveable with dancing

I give my hubby lap dances... mostly on special occasions, but now that I'm thinking about it, I should probably do it, more, lol.

I don't really know what I'm doing, either. I recommend renting and watching Striptease with Demi Moore. That will give you a lot of good ideas. The biggest thing I'm learning is to go slow. Make him watch every movement. Oh, and touch yourself a lot. Guys love that.

Funny thing is, dancing for him usually turns me on. It's weird, but it works every time. lol

I really don't think that guys care if we're good, it's more the fact that we're taking our clothes off in front of them. haha!

So basically, find a good stripping song (search online for good ideas), go slow, and HAVE FUN!!!

 

[Heather9603]

I bought a few songs from the soundtrack to "Burlesque". I just havn't gotten th nerve to try any out yet haha. Express is a good slow one. I mean its got a good beat but its not TOO slow either. You could get some good hip grinding to it lol.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhiTB3N8ous

But I also like this one if you want something faster.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1qqj20zPPI

 

[swanxxsong]

I have another one lol. We really like to masturbate together. It started when we first started dating...OH doesnt wear condoms..ever. So rather than being risky and just pulling out, we'd stop and lay on the bed with our heads at opposite ends, and finish manually together. At first I was like "uhm...really?" (Keeping in mind, I hadn't ever really touched myself at this point in time...certainly not in front of anyone else.) but it turned out to be REALLY hot, and it's become a regular part of our rendezvous'. He LOVES to watch me play with myself, and I love to watch him. This is when he really likes to focus on my feet (and he tries to be discreet about it..lol so cute) and something about that is SO hot...knowing there's that one part of my body that drives him wild lol.

Wow I wish my husband would masterbate in front of me! ha ha But he refuses to masterbate even alone, he's the only man I know that says he doesnt get pleasure from it. But he's all for watching me

I'm really behind on this thread, because I was on vacation but A) I love it and B) my hubby claims he doesn't masturbate either. I've never caught him, and he says he'd much prefer getting it from me. And somehow, I kind of believe him! LMAO. (that he doesn't do it, I mean, I know he'd rather have me help lol)

im trying to oh to do "normal sex at the mo and im in my fertile period now and i was so angry last night when he slapped on a load of durex lube and whent in the wrong f*%ing hole need i say the whole thing was a desaster i should be oving on mon/tuesday grrrrrrrrr angry mad

Aw that sucks, I'm so sorry. /: But I agree with what others have said - maybe say you don't want anal to get 'too boring' or something so you wanna spice it up with a diff. position - maybe try a new one altogether? That way he doesn't know you're fertile and won't stress, but you're all going for the right hole.

And no, this thread CANNOT die, I love it so!

 

[Mrs.Felton]

Mine likes 3sums or watching, public places and ora way to much lol. He keeps begging for anal but I scared shitless, no pun intended lol.

 

[MissCourtneyP]

I bought a few songs from the soundtrack to "Burlesque". I just havn't gotten th nerve to try any out yet haha. Express is a good slow one. I mean its got a good beat but its not TOO slow either. You could get some good hip grinding to it lol.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhiTB3N8ous

But I also like this one if you want something faster.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1qqj20zPPI

We just watched Burlesque a couple of days ago, and I LOVE the music! I love how they sample Marilyn Manson for Beautiful People It's a great song...

My FAVORITE song for stripping is Eyes On Fire, by Blue Foundation. SUCH a good song!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IHFVn0sv14

The music video is on Youtube as well, but it takes away the sexiness of it. I actually went to the strippers in town one night (I LOVE the strippers LOL) and one of them used this song for her set...I just about DIED, and orgasmed at the same time lol it was AMAZING.

 

[PlainBoppli]

Wow, what a thread. =)
My DH and I are so boring and ordinary (missionary, girl on top, once in a while doggie style) compared to you all and we're okay with that actually.
I'd rather not have anything stuck in my bum, although sometimes when we're DTD, DH accidently goes in there instead of the right hole...lol.
We do like to do it in various places around the house but we always end up back in bed because it's more comfortable. Our staircase hurts I tell you...lol.

I recently asked DH if he had any fetishes and he said no. Me, I like to have my hair pulled, be bitten, have my breasts played with / sucked on, and just light body carresses will do. I'm not really that into kinkiness.

Years ago we had this porn DVD and I had never seen porn in my life before that and I sat there going' what the hell is this, it's horrible!!!' Paid $40 for crappy acting, crappy film making and crappy music. I am sure there are some good DVD's out there that are somewhat believeable.

DH gets turned on by people making out or having sex in tv and movies so I don't think porn is needed. =)

I would love to DTD in the rain or under a waterfall one day, that would be awesome. =)
Of course staying in a nice 4 or 5 star hotel suite and doing it gives is a sexual adreneline rush too (I told ya we are boring in the sex department, lol).

Thanks for sharing links for toys / outfits. I do have a question, anyone know of any links for plus size outfits? Fredricks of Hollywood doesn't really have that big of a selection for us plumper ladies.

Fun thread, but alas, dishes are screaming at me to wash them so off I go. =)

 

[Mrs.Felton]

Wow, what a thread. =)
My DH and I are so boring and ordinary (missionary, girl on top, once in a while doggie style) compared to you all and we're okay with that actually.
I'd rather not have anything stuck in my bum, although sometimes when we're DTD, DH accidently goes in there instead of the right hole...lol.
We do like to do it in various places around the house but we always end up back in bed because it's more comfortable. Our staircase hurts I tell you...lol.

I recently asked DH if he had any fetishes and he said no. Me, I like to have my hair pulled, be bitten, have my breasts played with / sucked on, and just light body carresses will do. I'm not really that into kinkiness.

Years ago we had this porn DVD and I had never seen porn in my life before that and I sat there going' what the hell is this, it's horrible!!!' Paid $40 for crappy acting, crappy film making and crappy music. I am sure there are some good DVD's out there that are somewhat believeable.

DH gets turned on by people making out or having sex in tv and movies so I don't think porn is needed. =)

I would love to DTD in the rain or under a waterfall one day, that would be awesome. =)
Of course staying in a nice 4 or 5 star hotel suite and doing it gives is a sexual adreneline rush too (I told ya we are boring in the sex department, lol).

Thanks for sharing links for toys / outfits. I do have a question, anyone know of any links for plus size outfits? Fredricks of Hollywood doesn't really have that big of a selection for us plumper ladies.

Fun thread, but alas, dishes are screaming at me to wash them so off I go. =)

I can't wait to DTD in the rain and try www.torrid.com for plus size outfits