husbands with a fetish?

[FoleysWifey]

haha hes so strange tho in the 10 years we have been together hes never herd me fart or go for a number 2 haha he finds it gross lol think i shall try n do a deal tonight tell him that after tuesday he can have what he wants but untill then he has to give me hat i want to make the baby that WE want

It took me a while to fart in front of mine, but now we barge into the bathroom while eachothers poopin It was embarrasing because the first time I farted in front of him he made a HUGE deal about it and made me blush...BUTTHEAD!

 

[MissCourtneyP]

haha hes so strange tho in the 10 years we have been together hes never herd me fart or go for a number 2 haha he finds it gross lol think i shall try n do a deal tonight tell him that after tuesday he can have what he wants but untill then he has to give me hat i want to make the baby that WE want

It took me a while to fart in front of mine, but now we barge into the bathroom while eachothers poopin It was embarrasing because the first time I farted in front of him he made a HUGE deal about it and made me blush...BUTTHEAD!

Lol we dont fart in front of each other, or pee with the door open etc. That was weird for me at first, cause my daughter's father, whom I was with for 3 years, we used to always leave the door open, and barge in on each other and fart in front of each other n stuff...no privacy haha. But OH is adamant that the little bit of mystery there is super imortant, and therefore refuses to leave the door open or fart in front of me etc. I dont mind that The only time he leaves the door open is when he showers (so the bathroom doesnt fill with steam lol) and I like that haha...I join him frequently.

 

[Emleexx]

This thread is hilarious ladies!!! Great way to pass the time! I'm heading back to 1st Tri to start one!

Hope to see you all soon with BFP's!!!!
Xx

 

[jenniferttc1]

Tried the back door a few nights ago, and remember why I hate it! lol no matter how much lube, or relaxed I am I doesnt work. I think my bum is not capable of such things.

 

[MissCourtneyP]

Tried the back door a few nights ago, and remember why I hate it! lol no matter how much lube, or relaxed I am I doesnt work. I think my bum is not capable of such things.

Yay you're like me!!! haha. I just CANT do it.

 

[wanabeamama]

haha men are so strange sometimes lol well i did manage to get "frontdoor" sex just in time although it was doggystyle lol compromise thats what that is haha

 

[wanabeamama]

oh and im off to buy a naughty outfit after work to make sure we catch the egg tonight lol

 

[BeesBella]

I decided to try 'back-door' sex (liking the term lol). I enjoyed it and it didn't hurt too bad but was agony when the thrust (sorry for tmi) ! Maybe I need to try it while a little bit drunk ! Lol.

 

[wanabeamama]

you need to get him to stay still while you push back and become comfortable with what feels besti always find it more comfortable if i rest my head on the pillow and lower yourself so that you can feel him with your hand from between your legs or you could try having your knees together and his on the outside its a little ore comfy and it doesnt go in as far

 

[BeesBella]

Thanks for the tips =)
Will deffo try again cos I really enjoyed it !!!!

 

[jenniferttc1]

oh and im off to buy a naughty outfit after work to make sure we catch the egg tonight lol

I planned on doing the same thing, after my HSG test tomorrow! Nothing I love more than lingerie shopping, I feel much sexier wearing something pretty

 

[Heather9603]

Oh I thought of another one. DH loves it when I am bald bald bald. Well actually he likes a landing strip but I SUCK at giving myself one, so I usually just shave it all off lol.

And its not a porn thing. He just loves the way the skin feels so soft and smooth after a fresh shave lol. Plus we both feel like its "cleaner" lol.

 

[monalisa81]

Oh I thought of another one. DH loves it when I am bald bald bald. Well actually he likes a landing strip but I SUCK at giving myself one, so I usually just shave it all off lol.

And its not a porn thing. He just loves the way the skin feels so soft and smooth after a fresh shave lol. Plus we both feel like its "cleaner" lol.

def. agree with feeling cleaner. I had laser depilation on my whole body so I'm always bald now

 

[SillyHale]

Oh I thought of another one. DH loves it when I am bald bald bald. Well actually he likes a landing strip but I SUCK at giving myself one, so I usually just shave it all off lol.

And its not a porn thing. He just loves the way the skin feels so soft and smooth after a fresh shave lol. Plus we both feel like its "cleaner" lol.

I agree. It's so much better for bd and oral when it's shaved. DH also shaves himself bald down there and I love it

 

[wanabeamama]

hmmmmm what to wear
bunny outfit with fishnet tights
naughty school girl
sexy lace dress
corset and stockings
or just some lace french knickers and a bra
or my birthday suit lol

 

[Heather9603]

hmmmmm what to wear
bunny outfit with fishnet tights
naughty school girl
sexy lace dress
corset and stockings
or just some lace french knickers and a bra
or my birthday suit lol

Which ever one makes him think about your hooha and not your bum

 

[wanabeamama]

pahahahahah so funny he only ever thinks of my bum lol i said to him last night that we gota go for it in the front tonight to catch the egg and he said ok but can i stick it up ya bum after that then hahahah men i just got home and hes feeling very low his dad is very poorly and hes just been to see him so maby i should be a little more suttle ive given him 2 glasses of wine to try and take his mind of it hmmmm i can only try.

 

[geogem]

hubby text me today to say he wants me laid on the bed dressed like a whore when he gets in tonight!!!.... so now i gotta figure out which whore outfit to wear!! lol!

 

[Heather9603]

hubby text me today to say he wants me laid on the bed dressed like a whore when he gets in tonight!!!.... so now i gotta figure out which whore outfit to wear!! lol!

LOL!

 

[wanabeamama]

well the evening whent well i just had on some fishnet stockings and sexy unerwear with my killer heel christian louboutins on and he basicly just chased me up the stairs haha i think we were both supprised at how much we just enjoyed it and just totaly forgot about ttc...well that was after i told him to put the tube of ky back in the draw lol
geogem: haha just get on the hooker heels with some skimpy undies lol