At Disneyland yesterday my DH got a bit bored in the long lines, and well he had a plastic spoon. He thought it would scare me if he flicked me with the spoon. As he's a guy and infinitely fascinated by my boobs... Yeah he got me square on my right nipple. You should have heard my scream!! You would think this taught him a lesson. Yes I took the spoon away, but not 2 hours later he finds himself bored again. So he swings the camera into my other boob! And with perfect form, the corner wacks my other nipple. Yet another cry in pain, and another sheepish "I was just swinging it," look from the DH... Who I'm starting to doubt is mature enough to raise a child. Anyway, this morning the nips are both still tender. I would normally take that as a good sign, as they don't get tender before the , but now I can't tell if it's or the DH's attacks. just had to share as it made me laugh this morning when I woke up to sore nipples.