I know im pregnant because.....

[Bunchy09]

- I still worry about looking at my knickers when I go to the loo, just in case!
- I have piles for the first time in my life and it feels like I'm passing razor blades when I go to the toilet (sorry tmi)
-everyone rubs my stomach and asks me in a patronising way "How are you?"
-My mother in law texts me everyday when she never has before.
-I have a spotty face when I never did as a teenager
-My hair isn't as thick and shiny as everyone said it would be.
-My belly is hairy
-I don't feel like sex at all
-I can't get comfortable at night because there's always a part of my body that aches whatever position I am in.
-Round ligament pain scares me.


Would I change anything? No, it's all worth it!
Love this thread, it's so nice to know that I am not alone xxx

 

[milamummy]

-my feet are so swollen all I can wear are flip flops
-having cankles for the first time in my life
-if DH doesnt pick his shit off the floor I ll have to consider hurting him.
-spending so much time in the bathroom p-ing I actually got a whole selection of mags in there
- all the things I fancy eating are all the things Im not allowed to have
-some mornings my v-jay feels like I got kicked in the crotch with a football boot
-twice monthly waxing still doesnt keep my leg hair in check
-waking up 1 morning and suddenly having sideburns
-wanting to kill OH if he even breaths in the vincinity of my nipples
ok Im done for the moment

 

[evewidow]

great thread , gave me a giggle , so true all of it lol

 

[rubyloo]

- i have a clothes crisis most mornings before work AND have to wash more often to make my small maternity wardrobe go the whole week
- i feel like a punch bag, from the inside
- i'm hobbling around like an old woman coz my hip hurts
- i wake up every time i have to turn over
- i don't want nook, last time it just sort of hurt and felt weird
- i've had all my hair cut off because it got uncontrollably thick (it was pretty thick to start with!)
- i'm worrying about things like blood pressure for the first time in my life
- i'm so grateful my mum is still alive and happy for me to call her and moan
- i'm ready for bed by 9.30pm
- i can fall asleep at the drop of a hat
- my feet turn into balloons by the end of the day!

 

[Marlarky]

-I serve myself way too much food and end up wasting it or making OH eat it, yet get back up to eat an hour later
-I flip over more in my sleep now, then I ever have before
-OH asks me why I am peeing so much. (Helllooooooo!!)
-MIL is all of a sudden acting like my best friend, when she hated me before
-OH finally lifts things for me that I can't
-The one time I lose weight in life, and it's NOT a good thing
-Second-guessing myself on not finding out gender, as scan is getting closer
-My back has never hurt so bad
-My face didnt even look this bad when I was in puberty!
-When I finally think I have enough energy to clean the house, the vaccuming itself wears me out.
-I have never watched so much TV
-If you come home from work and I haven't had my nap, you better not complain once!
-My poor OH is always getting yelled at by me.
-Everything pisses me off!!
-I didn't know you could crack your tailbone!!!
Yet enough ten times a day!!

 

[DivaSatanica]

* I constantly fight the urge to tell people to go f*ck themselves.
* I have cankles at the best of times, I look like I have full blown diabetic foot now
* heartburn has become my constant companion
* I have purchased my first pack of Poise pads........
* I can't seem to sleep past 6am
* All my preferred clothing is packed in boxes in my closet, as they haven't fit me in months.
* Everyone keeps telling me "You don't even look pregnant from behind", to which I think, how the hell is that even possible when I've gained 40 lbs already.............

 

[frsttimemommy]

awh can i add some from 3rd tri?! hehe
let's see...
the heartburn gets about 50 times worse.
the back aches feel like someone rips out your spine
ligament pains make you double over and wanna cry
everytime you have a BH you wonder if it's a contraction
everytime i sneeze, stretch, laugh or cough i pee a little
i clean house once a week...and i literally have to FORCE myself to do it
i can no longer reach my toes
i get stuck in the bathtub
i play "which body part is sticking out now" everytime he kicks me
sex is nonexistent...considering i can't breathe!!
my stomach is now my table
waddling is my new walk.
i HATE bras
last but not least...everytime you leak discharge you wonder if your water broke

 

[Marlarky]

Hahahah I am only almost 18 weeks and whenever I leak a little discharge I freak out and think it is my water too!

Same with the contractions. I was having real bad cramps last week and actually sat down and timed them. 30 minutes later, (no pattern in cramps), all it was...., was a poo waiting to happen!! OH came home and saw my paper with my times written on it and I had to explain to him lmao he thought I was in preterm labor after he just worked a 13 hour shift. Poor guy

 

[M&S+Bump]

- I have spots, spots and more spots - on my boobs, on my back, around my jawline and hairline - ouch!

- I have obsessively started trying to remember and compare prices of nappies in different sizes, different size packs, in different supermarkets and shops (not very succesfully)

- I trawl freecycle three times a day and nag everyone I know to 'remember and pass all your baby stuff on to me'

- I had to give up my beloved sports car and buy a mummy wagon

- My dad suddenly has opinions on my life, from whether I should be going out, to what I should be wearing and how I should be keeping house and what pets I can and can't keep after the baby is here.. I'm 26 and moved out 10 years ago!

- I cry at everything. Especially if it involves babies or small animals.

- A solid six hours of watching women give birth (one born every minute - 4oD!) sounds like an AMAZING way to spend a Saturday afternoon, and God help anyone who flings things to do at me which would prevent this baby-marathon...

 

[smiffy85]

I can only wear unsexy but comfortable bras and pants that are so unflattering its unbelievable!

Speaking of pants, you only want to wear old ones cos of the discharge (tmi).

I really want some pate but not allowed.

My OH has gotten so protective.

Food and the baby fight for room after I eat.

My class and the rest of the children at school constantly question me about my tummy and the baby.

I have to run out the classroom to pee so quickly so I don't wet myself.

Lol! Sorry and hugs to all those who still feel ill xxx

 

[milamummy]

Everytime Im feeling a bit down I come and read this thread..guaranteed to get a giggle from me

 

[Eltjuh]

Ok let me see I'll have a go, since everyone is doing it. I don't think there's too much, but don't hold me to that.....

- bad bad backaches
- painful hips (during the night mostly)
- eating, feeling full but yet wanting to munch on something about an hour later
- getting treated like porcelain by my MIL... I took a garden chair (weighing about 10 grams) up the stairs in their garden, to the patio.... it was NOT appreciated. And everytime my SIL and hubby would come close to me (while playfighting or throwing a ball) she'd say: be careful, Ella is sitting there!!!
Very annoying....
- SIL literally dumping all her baby/kid stuff on us - eventhough her own kids are still 3 years old and 10 months old. We want to buy our own stuff aswell!!! - Don't get me wrong, it's nice to have a lot of things sorted (like cot and moses basket and that) for free, but it's nice to be able to actually pick your own stuff. Especially if you've already researched what you want and then she gives a different one to you.
-very itchy nipples!! and mostly at really inappropriate times, like in public


So that's all I reckon.....


About SIL giving us loads.... anyone know if you can buy bedding for a moses basket seperate?? JUST the bedding, so I can put different bedding on the moses basket we got from her....