Initiating bd, most embarrassing.

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  1. tanana

    tanana Well-Known Member

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    As I just phoned my husband to tell him that my cm had changed and I'm due to ov so he "needs to come home and make with the boinky boinky" in those exact words I was wondering what's the most embarrassing/innapropriate or even funniest way you've initiated sex while ttc?
    I've noticed that we are using words and phrases in the bedroom that I never thought I'd hear. :blush:
     
  2. mrphyemma

    mrphyemma 2DS, 1DD, 1 Angel baby

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    I tell DH he has another shift at the baby-making factory or that I need a quick deposit in the Bank of Emma. :blush:
     
  3. DragonMummy

    DragonMummy Well-Known Member

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    I just tell him that we need to have sex tonight then wheel out the frillies. If I am expecting him to be a sperm robot I do try and make an effort. Although sometimes it is a case of we're both knackered, get it over with!!!
     
  4. Angel_dust

    Angel_dust Pregnant with #3

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    Today we just used that phrase from 'Harry Hills tv Burp'...its Sausage o clock!

    Sorry its terribly immature but was funny, and lightened the mood away from the'have to get sperm to egg NOW' issues that i have going on in my head all the time!
     
  5. calliebaby

    calliebaby Well-Known Member

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    My husband asks if I need some "secret ingredient".:winkwink:LOL.
     
  6. ~chipper~

    ~chipper~ Mom to a bug & #2 baking

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    My DH asks me when I am going to be needing a "deposit" LOL
     
  7. shaerichelle

    shaerichelle Guest

    LOL, we dont really use funnies, but I hear a lot. You know I have lots of sperm.:thumbup: I say well give them to me lol.
     
  8. ArticBaby

    ArticBaby Stepmom&TTC#1

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    When its usually "that time", I just :winkwink: at him and nod and whistle...Or I will text him and say...I want u :haha:

    Great post :thumbup:
     
  9. MrsH1980

    MrsH1980 Mummy to Myka

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    ha ha ha ha, I just spat out my morning cuppa all over my keyboard! Genius!

    I'll be honest, I don't really go into detail with Hubs (telling him about my CM etc), I just make sure I break out the fancy knickers and give him a few raised eyebrows over dinner (he doesn't need much arm-twisting, bless him :winkwink:)
     
  10. brownlieB

    brownlieB Mummy of 1

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    I don't beat round the bush i just say shall we make a baby tonight, or lets have sex and make babies then we run off and :sex::sex:
     
  11. xCorkettex

    xCorkettex Mum to 1 x

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    No pun intended? lol
     
  12. Csunshine013

    Csunshine013 Well-Known Member

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    My husband doesn't usually work Friday's so every once in a while I would O around there or over the weekend I would txt him and ask him if he wanted some afternoon delight commonly called a nooner. LOL
     
  13. Lisa1

    Lisa1 Well-Known Member

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    I have a pair of pants that are so cute that he can't resist, just have to wander round the bedroom in them and i'm outta them pronto lol
     

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