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[sparky32]

Mummyss, my husband would laugh if he reads your comment about the BT man, he too is a BT Engineer and if rain stopped him fixing peoples phones he would rarely work. Think the guy must be chancing his luck xx

 

[Doodlepants]

LOL at the man on this morning! I'm so gutted that I missed it!

Well- we were about to buy a new tv as ours was 'broken'- when you turned it on it just kept flashing red, blue and green- M looked it up and he and my dad came to the conclusion that 'it's f***ed!'- well- I have fixed it!
I shall be milking this for ages! Bloody men 'eh- just needed a woman's touch!

Today has gone a lot better than yesterday
Poor Holly was threatened with blood tests today as we had to take her to the docs as she had (TMI WARNING) white poo... They were quite concerned but thankfully she doesn't look yellowy or anything and is well otherwise so they want to to send in a sample and keep an eye on her for now- hopefully it'll just be one of those things- yesterday there was talk of taking her to hospital and all sorts- cue me worrying all night. But thankfully they said we can see how she goes. I made the mistake of googling it so I'm quite relieved to hear that it's most likely nothing more than an infection.....

Hmm I need to get to sainsburys.....not sure what I can make out of sausages, rice pudding and a sachet of angel delight?!

 

[MrsWez]

Congrats to Freckles and Anna!!

 

[mummySS]

Lol sparky - goodness knows, he's currently sat having a cup of tea and some biscuits!

Doods - well done on fixing the telly! Honestly sometimes men just overcomplicate things! And pleased to hear holly's ok!

 

[Aaisrie]

Doods can white poo not be something to do with gall stones/problems? Not trying to freak you just wondering because it was one of the things they asked me about when I was being tested. Glad you fixed the TV though!!

 

[Doodlepants]

Doods can white poo not be something to do with gall stones/problems? Not trying to freak you just wondering because it was one of the things they asked me about when I was being tested. Glad you fixed the TV though!!

Well, it can be a number of things- they think she's had an infection as she looks so well. They thought it could be her liver which could be as a result of blocked ducts, cancer, hep A, cystic fybrosis or something else I can't remember. I spent last night petrified that it was something serious. We won't know much until she 'goes' again but she looks so well I'm confident that she's fine. Was a scary night though- I'm glad she didn't need the blood test this morning! x

 

[melissasbump]

Fifi, ive been getting those low pains too, i quite like it as it makes me feel like something is happening (wishful thinking)

Caz, i dont think you are on the front page, DM ,can you add Caz, 15th July DD same as moi!

Mummy so annoying about your delivery and the BT man, are they afraid of getting wet? lol

Sparks, wish it were me too! lol our times will come very soon hopefully!

My friend just left, she has been really itchy last couple of days so MW sent her up the hospital and they gave her a liver function test which she goes back for the results this afternoon, apparently there is a chance they may induce her as this itchiness can be a sign of something (cant remember what) Exciting!

 

[DragonMummy]

All over it!

 

[Clareabell]

What a great birth story Bec, I hope i have a similar birth. Elliott is beautiful Just goes to show that these little babies really are going to turn up at anytime!! One minute its a couple 5 hours later its a family, so cool I cant wait.

Doods - Sorry to hear that Holly is poorly hope it turns out to be nothing.

Mel - Glad you had a nice time with your friend.

Simmy - Sorry you are having a shitty day, the weather is pants. Where is June?

 

[fifi-folle]

Thanks for reassuring me. This pregnancy malarky is such a mystery most of the time! In some ways a scheduled induction or c-section has it's benefits, oh to know when these little bundles of joy will make their grand entrance

 

[DragonMummy]

Fifi i'm scheduled - still have no idea

Here is the farting man on This Morning. To give you an idea of the feature, they were doing a thing where they find iconic people from the past (the twins from Fun House, the shake n vac woman) and then this guy comes on! My favourite bit is at 1.25 when he announces that he's just crapped himself! Now I personally think he staged it for attention (the nose picking in the first sequence with the farting = too much) but watching Phil Schofield trying to keep it together was brill!


THIS

 

[T8ty]

An artform :S not sure about that one! Although thats sooo hilarious

 

[DragonMummy]

Yeah he struck me as being a bit mentally ill.....

 

[Clareabell]

Surely thats not for real? I agree definate MH problems.

 

[MrsWez]

DM, sorry Sophie is messing with you again.

I just found out my Dr. wants to take me out of work now that I'm dilated. BUT my DH is freaking out! Talk about being pulled in 2 different directions. I'm so frustrated.

 

[Blue_bear]

It was so wierd but so funny watching Phillip squirm not knowing what to say!

 

[sparky32]

Thats funny, poor Jenni she's preggers too & having to put up with someone elses farting & present tv!

 

[sparky32]

MrsWez, i personally think you should take your doctors advice but i understand the financial constraints it may cause but you and baby are worth so much more, big hugs xxx

 

[DragonMummy]

Mich why is DH so freaked?

 

[caz_hills]

@Mel - no idea. When I said "what?" I sort of knew what was happening as I'd seen Spu's comment. I'd text spu to say oooh no, she's a bnb'er, please edit, but she didn't get it til this morning. I was NOT expecting that level of defensiveness or attitude at all! Particularly when my previous posts were about how miserable I was feeling yesterday.

Still getting the pains but theyre extremely random. My afternoon has been considerably lifted by the man on This Morning who farted loudly while being interviewed then proudly declared that he had crapped himself on live television. Tre-fucking-mendous!

Oh man, I missed the end of This Morning - and what an ending to have missed!!!!!