just a bit of fun.....old wives tales??

[csmummu]

MY goodness Lyns!! when i said caitlin was born with a full head of hair i didnt mean i could do plats in it!! xxx

i cant believe thats 2 hours old bless !

 

[superp123]

I've been having unprotected sex since 2003!! That's a total myth BUSTED. Just think all the $$ I wasted on BCP's.
What about sex on a new or full moon?
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[wishingonastar]

What about sex on a new or full moon?
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would that give you a werewolf baby???

 

[Chris77]

What about sex on a new or full moon?
P

would that give you a werewolf baby???

 

[saraendepity]

What about sex on a new or full moon?
P

would that give you a werewolf baby???

now that would be a hard one to explain to the oh in delivery suite !!!

 

[mrsholmes]

ummm...if you stand on your head you get pregnant...

or the classic...the minute you have sex without protection you're pregnant...

I my first this month after spending 10 years worrying if I missed ONE pill id be preganant!

 

[Aquarius24]

I read somewhere that if your fella has a cup of coffee before you bd your more likely to have a boy!?!? The caffeine does something to the 'blue' sperm!! lol

Ye ive heard that caffiene gets the spermies swimming quicker! and the headstand works, my friend did it!

 

[wishingonastar]

I read somewhere that if your fella has a cup of coffee before you bd your more likely to have a boy!?!? The caffeine does something to the 'blue' sperm!! lol

Ye ive heard that caffiene gets the spermies swimming quicker! and the headstand works, my friend did it!

jesus well done to your mate...i'd be too scared of breaking my neck or swinging too hard as i got momentum to get my legs in the air into a handstand and then crashing through the wall and having to explain my naked self to my startled next door neighbour!

 

[stargazer]

jesus well done to your mate...i'd be too scared of breaking my neck or swinging too hard as i got momentum to get my legs in the air into a handstand and then crashing through the wall and having to explain my naked self to my startled next door neighbour!

 

[saraendepity]

I read somewhere that if your fella has a cup of coffee before you bd your more likely to have a boy!?!? The caffeine does something to the 'blue' sperm!! lol

Ye ive heard that caffiene gets the spermies swimming quicker! and the headstand works, my friend did it!

jesus well done to your mate...i'd be too scared of breaking my neck or swinging too hard as i got momentum to get my legs in the air into a handstand and then crashing through the wall and having to explain my naked self to my startled next door neighbour!

 

[Jai_Jai]

i am in stitches i once heard that if u put lemongrass under your pillow whilst having sex u would get pg - so how many of u have that on their shoppin list tomo? lol xxxxxx this is the best thread EVER

 

[lisalove]

Lol.. this lot has really made me giggle

Believe it or not, putting your feet up really works. Thats how I concieved my 2 (fingers crossed, by next week I can say 3!!).

There were no acrobatics involved, I just bum shuffled facing the head of the bed and put my feet up against the wall and got my DH to stuff 3 big pillows under my back/bum and used my hands to pull myself as close to the wall as poss. I had a stiff neck after 15 mins, but its worth it.

Sorry to be so graphic but I have also heard that 'doggie style' is the most efficient way too.. but thats not everyones cup of tea.

 

[csmummu]

What about sex on a new or full moon?
P

would that give you a werewolf baby???

now that would be a hard one to explain to the oh in delivery suite !!!

Dont be silly they see it all the time loads of women have sex on a new/ full moon and end up pregnant espch if it was their first time

 

[superp123]

What about sex on a new or full moon?
P

would that give you a werewolf baby???

now that would be a hard one to explain to the oh in delivery suite !!!

Hmmmmm Would explain all the full heads of hair. LOL
I'm off to go buy some lemon grass now.
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[Erised]

Ah, aren't old wives tales great? =D
When google-ing for some I came across this website Old Wives Tales Gender Prediction. It will ask you 15 questions, based on old wives tales, and figure out the odds of having a boy or a girl. Not all that useful for us TTC'ers, but fun non the less =)

I personally love the on that says that if you're looking better and more radiant during pregnancy, you'll have a boy as little girls steal your beauty.

Sweet cravings indicate a girl, sour cravings indicate a boy. Does make me wonder where savoury cravings put you though!

 

[wishingonastar]

i like this one i just found...

The curse myth
Anyone who denies a pregnant woman the food that she craves will get a sty in his eye. Nope. This myth doesn't mean that someone who stands between a pregnant woman and her cravings is in the clear, though: he will most certainly be subjected to threats, name-calling, or icy glares.

 

[wishingonastar]

ha ha or these two...

The ugly stick myth
If a pregnant woman sees something ugly or horrible, she will have an ugly baby.

The coffee myth
If a baby is born with cafe au lait spots (light-brown birthmarks), the mother drank too much coffee or had unfulfilled cravings during pregnancy

God just in case i may go round with my eyes closed when i get pregnant, i'm gonna eat whatever the hell i like and i'm definately not watching any horror movies...particularly the likes of hellraiser!!!

 

[saraendepity]

so pleased to see this thread is keeping everyone busy...off to but some lemon grass....any more for any more????

sara

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[Farie]

*ohh Farie puts lemon grass on her shopping list for tomorrow*


...... and presumes it wont have any effect till DF is back in the country

 

[csmummu]

*ohh Farie puts lemon grass on her shopping list for tomorrow*


...... and presumes it wont have any effect till DF is back in the country

Maybe you could grow a patch in your pillow until he comes back to double the chances!

savoury cravings hmmm ? Cross dresser?