just something funny to give us mental break

[secondchance]

yesterday on a different forum I read this and have been laughing ever since I'm guessing it was a young person due to the question. he asks "can I use a eye dropper to inject the sperm into my wife to conceive?" answers he got back #1.if you have to ask this question your not intelligent enough to breed,please have yourself sterilized thank you ,drive thru, #2.you are smoking what exactly? #3. is she sick or something. Im thinking maybe he just worded wrong. and another poor girl actually went to walmart and asked for baby dust an older lady trying to help says maybe your looking for baby powder hunny. so she decides to give it a try and that evening poured it all over her and dh even on genitals and woke up with the worst dryness.after reading her message I others on the forum gladly explained that its just an expression she was to say the least. just thought we could use a laugh I know after the 2 hrs I spent laughing I had this weight lifted off my shoulders.

 

[Krista]

WOW, lmao!

 

[Arcanegirl]

 

[Iwantone!!!]

lol made me smile

 

[diva4180]

 

[bambikate]

LMAO x x

 

[codiontour]

hahaha

 

[NeyNey]

 

[CherryBlossom]

LMAO WTF R THEY ON xxx

 

[faith_may]

LMAO

 

[Hope22]

Wow, some people really should not try to breed. Why would he want to use an eye dropper anyway? If there's no BDing going on unless there's a significant physical reason for it, something seems very off there. Going to the store for baby dust... that one just makes me sad.

I used to work at a pharmacy, and dealt with a lot of interesting questions, but the scariest one ever was a young couple that approached me to ask where they could find the pregnancy test kits. I directed them to the aisle, said 'if you have any more questions feel free to ask me or the pharmacist' and left them to it. A few minutes later, the woman came up to me and said they couldn't find what they were looking for, so I returned to the aisle with her. They wanted a kit without a stick -- I explained that as far as I knew, they all had the same basic design and were used the same way.

Then the woman said she didn't want a kit with a stick, because last time it hurt so much, and I paused. I wasn't exactly sure what part of peeing on a stick could be painful. I tried to tell her how to use the kits and I don't think I could have been clearer without actually miming it out, and I told her she could always pee into a clean container and put the stick into that so it never came near her, but she insisted that her doctor had told her the end of the stick must be inserted in order to work.

When she told me (in too much detail might I add) what she'd put herself through, I was horrified -- she tried to get the end of the stick into her urethra!! I had assumed she was inserting it like a tampon, but this was so much worse! I was in pain just thinking about it. I reiterated that the stick shouldn't even touch your body, she needed to read the instructions and just follow those, or go to her doctor for a blood test instead.

Later on, I reflected on how I'd handled the incident -- being the manager of customer service, I felt awful that I couldn't seem to help this couple no matter how hard I tried; after all, it was my job to help people -- but in the end I realized it wasn't me. Some people really are just too dim to breed.

 

[CherryBlossom]

OMG if her doctor told her that omg omg thats so wrong even when i was little i knew u pee on pregnacy test lol

i acctully love the ad on tv than says its the most advanced piece of technolegy u will ever pee on lmao i was all most crying the first time i saw it i thought it was sooooo funny

 

[polo_princess]

haha thats quite funny!!

Answers were good!!

And ewwww the women and the PG test? Jesus that doesnt take a lot of common sense!!