Knocked Up Naughties

[topazicatzbet]

love the bump flowertot.

 

[caitlenc]

AnnaMaria, love the bump!!

Tori, saw your pilates exploits on Facebook, LoL, I feel your pain, hunni! I am anything but graceful these days!

Samzi & MsSmith, how are you guys feeling?

Jenny, how are you?

Beth, 2000 gbp is a ton of money! I have the same problem, but with my car.

Well, off to Long Island again for a long weekend. It's our independence day this weekend, celebrating our emancipation from...well...British rule.

to all my lovely ladies!!!!

hey im doing good hun got tingly nipples lmao had a cup of coffee this morning didnt enjoy it as much as i normally do but hey im not complaining i got my private scan on the 24th july i so cant wait how is seahorse doing ? i cant wait too feel peanut kick im so overwhelmed at the moment its mad me and OH havent even slept together since i found out im too scared too cause im early on

sam your a star hunni thanks for our chat last night hun

mssmith how are you feeling ?

tori&beth howdy

xxxxx

Seahorse is doing great, thanks. Kicking away these days, so exciting! Scan is on Tuesday, so looking forward to that. The sex thing was non-esistant for us during first tri. Averaging about once a week now. Keep waiting for that surge in my libido I keep hearing about!

 

[caitlenc]

Flower, nice to hear from you! your bump is lovely!

Beth, so glad the scan went well, and love the pics of the kittens! My doctor says I'm 19+4, but I'm convinced I'm only 19 today. What do these doctors know?

Blondie, hope you get out of that spare room! Can't wait to wake up tomorrow and see your scan pics, shadows of what's to come for me on Tuesday!

RaeRae, you horndog, you!

Listened to Seahorse this morning, kicking around with a good strong heartbeat. Never ceases to make me smile. I think we're going to look at nursery furniture today, so much fun!

to all my girls (I know I missed a bunch of you!)

 

[jenny25]

Hi girls.

hope everybody is well. i've not been on for a couple of days and there are 6 pages to catch up on. going to try with personal messages and apologise in advance if i miss anyone out.

Blondie- i would give it 3-4 weeks max before you become noticably pregnant. bet you can't wait.

Annamaria - lovely bump pic.

Samzi and beth - love the scan pics

Jenny - OMG congrats on your

oh no i'm forgetting already........

Caitlen, tori, msmith, Rae Rea - HI!!!

so sorry can't remember anything else.

as for me not much to report apart from i seem to be getting a proper bump already!! i was pretty much like blondie last time in that i didn't start to show until 20/24 weeks. its such a shock to have a little bump at 11 weeks!!

took this pic tonight (belly is usually quite flat)

thank you honey your bump is soooo cute

ive got the doctors tomorrow at 9am so i will try get on before i go im so nervous lol btw does anyone feel as if someone is pressing their nipples in thats what mine feel like its kinda funny

 

[AnnaMaria]

It's HOT in here! I wish I would be in home. Then I could be in my bikinis and everything would be better. I know that doctors say tanning isn't good while pregnancy, but it isn't possible to wear chlothes.

 

[RaeRae]

It is stupidly hot. But considering how hot and disgusting I feel I have been remarkably pleasant to OH who usually cops it sweet.

 

[samzi]

bad day here. randomly crying at work, got sent home, now signed off for a week. BLEH

 

[jenny25]

i tried to call ya hunny cause me was worried about you i hope your feeling better xxxx

 

[msmith]

Evening all,
Sorry I have not been on for a while.
Had the midwife appointment yesterday. Went well except that she told us all her opinions on things e.g. early scans, 3d scans, breastfeeding, before we even expressed ours. Not very professional!
I'm apparently low risk so my care can continue in the community.
On holiday soon so hopefully the 4 weeks will whizz by until the scan.
Sorry for no personal messages but too much to catch up on.

 

[jenny25]

urgh im feeling nautious i think im worrying too much about my appointment or this could be the start of morning sickness lol OH is sound asleep and i gotta be up in 7 hrs ooppsieee

i found an old picture of me pregnant with aarron i was 33 weeks i looked well ill lol

https://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a391/jens_preggers_and_loves_paul/pregnant%20bod/babyaarronpictures025.jpg

 

[Blondie]

Hi Ladies

Well scan went well - everything ok with baby, no sign of any abnormalities apart from extreme stuborness They got all the required measurements but were struggling to get nice photos for us as baby is lying on its stomach with head to one side and sucking its thumb (pretty much the exact position I always sleep in ) - got sent for a walk around to see if we could shift it but baby was having none of it Got a couple of photos which I will upload later as DH has taken them to work with him to show off.

DH has decided that baby is a left handed boy as was definitely favouring it's left hand and as DH is left handed and most people we know who are left handed are boys he has drawn this conclusion - though he assures me that he will love it even if it turns out to be a right handed girl

We didn't find out sex so still on team yellow

Next scan is booked for 28th august at 28 weeks so hopefully baby will have shifted it's lazy ass and moved off it's stomach by then for some better photos

Very relieved that everything ok so can now start spending some money and buying things

 

[topazicatzbet]

yay thats great news. hopefully baby will co operate more at your next scan.
cant wait to see the pics.

 

[topazicatzbet]

Hi Ladies

baby is lying on its stomach with head to one side and sucking its thumb (pretty much the exact position I always sleep in )

arent you a bit too old to suck your thumb??

 

[Blondie]

Hi Ladies

baby is lying on its stomach with head to one side and sucking its thumb (pretty much the exact position I always sleep in )

arent you a bit too old to suck your thumb??

I only tend to do it when I'm sleeping apparently - though I think DH was making it up in response to my nagging at him for snoring Though I do always sleep with hands in front of face

 

[Blondie]

hey guys thought you might like to see pics of the 4 surviving kittens.

https://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o224/topazicatzbeth/DSCF2771.jpg
https://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o224/topazicatzbeth/DSCF2781.jpg
https://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o224/topazicatzbeth/DSCF2787.jpg
https://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o224/topazicatzbeth/DSCF2784.jpg

My kitten Izzy is currently trying to get into my laptop to eat your kittens

They are soooo adorable - if I didn't already have my hands full with my 2 I'd buy all 4 off you

 

[jenny25]

awww i want kittens now lol well i been to the doctor and everything went well he says im almost 6 weeks taken from my lmp so my new due date is 3rd march ! so im gonna book a private scan for the 17th so i can get a dating scan unless i get something earlier on the nhs xxx

 

[caitlenc]

Yay Blondie!!! So glad scan went well! I was a big thumb sucker as a child, and still sometimes do it in my sleep, so I'm sure the Seahorse is in there sucking away! how long did they scan you for?

Jenny, congrats on new due date!

Hi MsSmith!

Samzi, sorry you're down, everything okay?

Well, DH and I went to look at "baby" cars, and ended up trading in my sedan for a gorgeous black wagon, so we now own our baby mobile!! It is a lovely car, we are taking it for a drive to go look at baby furniture...it appears to be a huge shopping spree weekend for the Seahorse! We will be bankrupt by the time our little one makes its appearance in the world, but it will be driving and sleeping in style!

to all of you!!

 

[Blondie]

OK ladies - here are my scan photos

Caitlen - we were in there for about 20 minutes the first time, then went for a walk around and we tried for another 15 minutes to see if we could shift baby Was lovely seeing it in so much detail though, just a shame the photos were a bit disappointing

 

[tori_cottier]

I sore this on the third tri thread and thought you guys could do with a laugh with the heat and all

The 'Middle Wife' by an Anonymous 2nd grade teacher

I've been teaching now for about fifteen years. I have two kids myself, but the best birth story I know is the one I saw in my own second
grade classroom a few years back. When I was a kid, I loved show-and-tell. So I always have a few sessions with my students. It helps them get over shyness and usually, show-and-tell is pretty tame. Kids bring in pet turtles, model airplanes, pictures of fish they catch, stuff like that. And I never, ever place any boundaries or limitations on them. If they want to lug it in to school and talk about it, they're welcome.

Well, one day this little girl, Erica, a very bright, very outgoing kid, takes her turn and waddles up to the front of the class with a pillow stuffed under her sweater. She holds up a snapshot of an infant. 'This is Luke, my baby brother, and I'm going to tell you about his birthday.'

'First, Mom and Dad made him as a symbol of their love, and then Dad put a seed in my Mom's stomach, and Luke grew in there. He ate for
nine months through an umbrella cord.'

She's standing there with her hands on the pillow, and I'm trying not to laugh and wishing I had my camcorder with me. The kids are watching her in amazement.

'Then, about two Saturdays ago, my Mom starts saying and going, 'Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh!' Erica puts a hand behind her back and groans. 'She
walked around the house for, like an hour, 'Oh, oh, oh!' (Now this kid is doing a hysterical duck walk and groaning.)

' My Dad called the middle wife. She delivers babies, but she doesn't have a sign on the car like the Domino's man. They got my Mom to lie
down in bed like this.' (Then Erica lies down with her back against the wall.)

'And then, pop! My Mom had this bag of water she kept in there in case he got thirsty, and it just blew up and spilled all over the bed,
like psshhheew!' (This kid has her legs spread with her little hands miming water flowing away. It was too much!)

'Then the middle wife starts saying 'push, push,' and 'breathe, breathe'. They started counting, but never even got past ten. Then, all of a sudden, out comes my brother. He was covered in yucky stuff that they all said it was from Mom's play-center, (placenta) so there must be a lot of toys inside there. When he got out, the middle wife spanked him
for crawling up in there.'

Then Erica stood up, took a big theatrical bow and returned to her seat.

I'm sure I applauded the loudest. Ever since then, when it's show-and-tell day, I bring my camcorder, just in case another 'Middle Wife' comes along.

 

[tori_cottier]

OK ladies - here are my scan photos

Caitlen - we were in there for about 20 minutes the first time, then went for a walk around and we tried for another 15 minutes to see if we could shift baby Was lovely seeing it in so much detail though, just a shame the photos were a bit disappointing

Awwww s/he so cute, Honestly those pics are really good, can't wait for monday for mine, so glad all is well though as im a little nervous about mine (not sure why but getting use to this feeling lol)