Larry

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  1. 2nd.Time.Daddy

    2nd.Time.Daddy Well-Known Member

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    Larry gets home late one night and his wife,

    Linda, says, "Where in the hell have you been?"

    Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."

    "A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you Get?"

    "I got a hundred Pound note on my privates," he said proudly.

    "What the hell were you thinking?" she said, Shaking her head in

    disdain. "Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred Pound note

    tattooed on his privates?"

    "Well, one, I like to watch my money grow.

    Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.

    Three, I like how money feels in my hand.

    And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right

    here at home and blow a hundred Pounds anytime you want."

    Larry is recovering in room 232 at
    Johns Hopkins Hospital
     
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    lol oh dear ....

    xxx
     
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