Larry

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Larry gets home late one night and his wife,

Linda, says, "Where in the hell have you been?"

Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."

"A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you Get?"

"I got a hundred Pound note on my privates," he said proudly.

"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, Shaking her head in

disdain. "Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred Pound note

tattooed on his privates?"

"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow.

Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.

Three, I like how money feels in my hand.

And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right

here at home and blow a hundred Pounds anytime you want."

Larry is recovering in room 232 at
Johns Hopkins Hospital
 

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