***May Blossoms Due Dates Join Here**47 Babies Born!***

[24/7]

My Mum said when she had me, she had forceps and as they were forcepsing me out two repairemen came in to fix the radiator. xx

 

[new_to_ttc]

Awww wiggler, fidget will arrive ermm maybe eventually?? lol Im due in June relaly they were just too polite for me so snuck in here - I am joking, Im a due in april mam maybe this is my punishment for gate crashing the may Blossoms lol So glad everything is settling in the pesto house

 

[wild2011]

ill always remeber the consultant with his minors helmet on and flash light strapped to it between my legs that were in stirrops. that was the pitts!

 

[wild2011]

lol new im due in August really!

 

[new_to_ttc]

you'll still flipping go in May!! lolol

We really selling this pregnancy thing arent we lol.. I mean you'll never be in a more very female condition ever, yet it is soooooooooooooo not ladylike lol

 

[wild2011]

i want my flufingggggggggggggggg curry now! it wont be here ne time soon cos ive got to order it wen hes half hour away, and ive not had the call yet if i munch something else now ill not have room for it

 

[new_to_ttc]

Just have a burp and fart it'll all fit in there hun

 

[wild2011]

believe it wont, i cant eat a roll without struggling to swallow last mouthful lol

 

[24/7]

Oh new, that had me laughing so much I have tears in my eyes!! xx

 

[new_to_ttc]

You sure you not just stood too close to wilds milk firing boobs? lol

Joshua got Doritos mmmmmm mummys hand keeps slipping in lol

 

[24/7]

Well you can never be sure about wild and her super soakers. xx

 

[molly85]

my mum had a male ob/MW having me and an Epi.

shes never swears but there is a rather amuzing story of her not being able to feel her bum ended up the doc screaming Mrs Rolling will you keep your arse on the table to which my mum scream back I can't feel my F**king arse lol. they then hoovered me out lol

 

[new_to_ttc]

I can, i copped an eye full and a gob full other day lol

 

[wild2011]

off for my curry, maybe some sex if my piles arnt dangling

 

[24/7]

Enjoy wild. xx

 

[Wiggler]

You ladies are revolting

 

[new_to_ttc]

Dont have anal sex and they wont get in the way lol Enjoy which ever way round you have it :0 lol

 

[molly85]

lol and i was purley considering creaming the garden tmake sure it was pristine for midwife lol. my first ever internal oh the joy

 

[new_to_ttc]

creaming? That sounds soooooooo wrong unless its meant as it sounds then have fun lolol

 

[molly85]

initially it was the the nair then will have to see how exhausted we are lol.