Mums Nightmare

Discussion in 'Just For Fun' started by Wobbles, Aug 3, 2007.

  1. Wobbles

    Wobbles BnB Co-Founder ~ Retired

    Aug 31, 2006
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    A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Mom." With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:

    Dear Mom,

    It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I've been finding real passion with Ahmed and he is so nice-even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes.
    But it's not only the passion Mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too.
    Ahmed taught me that marihuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Ahmed can get better; he sure deserves it!!
    Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grand children.
    Your daughter, Judith

    PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk center drawer.
    I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.
  2. Tilly

    Tilly Guest

    Lol! thats pretty funny..

    And lmao (well you lot might not find this funny, but I find it very funny.. rememering back) but when my mum used to shout at me when I was little, id have my little cry.. then id write on a piece of paper "My mummy doesn't love me", fold it in half, write "Mummy" on top and leave it on top of the toilet seat.

    She would always read it, then come into my room and cuddle me, and the bad feeling would be gone instantly.
  3. Steph

    Steph Well-Known Member

    Oct 12, 2006
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    HAHAHA thats cool

    i wish i could use that for something haha
  4. Iwantone!!!

    Iwantone!!! Well-Known Member

    Oct 28, 2006
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    hhehee made me smile

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