One Born Every Minute is back

[rosie272]

yes shes polishh she swore in Polish at the start.. 'CURUVA!!!!'' = F**K

I think she's gonna say that a lot!!!

 

[annawrigley]

Ha i'd be mortified if they said that with my mum in the room! Aw i know, i feel so bad for her he isnt there. While i was pushing my mum was trying to ring FOB and leaving messages and stuff, then out of the corner of my eye i saw her reading all the texts between me and him on my phone!!! Wanted to ask wtf she was doing but was a little er, preoccupied, and always forgot to ask her about it after He got there just before he was born but i didnt want him in... So he had a nice awkward sit in the waiting room with my dad who hates him

 

[rosie272]

Poor lass
He says '9 months ago it was fun wasn't it'?
Cheeky B*****d!!

not really cheeky its the truth lol she would not of been moaning about pain when getting pregnant lol

Nothing like pointing out the obvious when your writhing about in pain though eh?
He seems like a good midwife though

 

[xdaniellexpx]

Ha i'd be mortified if they said that with my mum in the room! Aw i know, i feel so bad for her he isnt there. While i was pushing my mum was trying to ring FOB and leaving messages and stuff, then out of the corner of my eye i saw her reading all the texts between me and him on my phone!!! Wanted to ask wtf she was doing but was a little er, preoccupied, and always forgot to ask her about it after He got there just before he was born but i didnt want him in... So he had a nice awkward sit in the waiting room with my dad who hates him

haha punshiment

 

[lesleyann]

Poor lass
He says '9 months ago it was fun wasn't it'?
Cheeky B*****d!!

not really cheeky its the truth lol she would not of been moaning about pain when getting pregnant lol

Nothing like pointing out the obvious when your writhing about in pain though eh?
He seems like a good midwife though

true mmaybe he thought it would lighten the mood abit lol i remember just after pushing kyle out i was back to making jokes lol

 

[GypsyDancer]

awww i LOVE him!
i want him as a midwife..
i suppose its a different kindve support having a male.
bless him

 

[xdaniellexpx]

ilike him but my oh wouldflipabout another man seein my foof ha

 

[Stevensmummyx]

Awww I like the male midwife bless x

 

[GypsyDancer]

yeah im not sure how oh would take it..
when i was first pregnant he was really iffy about men seeing me down there..
but i had various males look down there in the end and had a bunch of men coming in and out of the room when i was in labour ahah so i think he'd get over it!

 

[Stevensmummyx]

James is really nice too hehe x

 

[rosie272]

Poor lass
He says '9 months ago it was fun wasn't it'?
Cheeky B*****d!!

not really cheeky its the truth lol she would not of been moaning about pain when getting pregnant lol

Nothing like pointing out the obvious when your writhing about in pain though eh?
He seems like a good midwife though

true mmaybe he thought it would lighten the mood abit lol i remember just after pushing kyle out i was back to making jokes lol

Me too, don't think the drugs had quite worn off

 

[Raggydoll]

As lovely as the male midwife is,

"Most people think I don't know what it's like to give birth"

He's very calm and reassuring though.

 

[Tsia]

not all midwives that are female know what its like giving birth if the havent hadkids either! no difference!

I am sure he has a rough idea seeing all the births he has. lol

aww hes so lovely!!!!

 

[GypsyDancer]

As lovely as the male midwife is,

"Most people think I don't know what it's like to give birth"

He's very calm and reassuring though.

Haha i didnt hear that bit
tbh though i think because hes a male he's probably more kindve in awe of the whole thing alot more than a woman would be..cause well its what we do..but for men..theyll never be able to do it..iykwim?

 

[Fergie]

Id love him as my midwife .

Knowing my luck i'll end up with another no clue student !! (and i know everyone has to learn sometime, however standing there frozen in terror whilst my mum calmly went to get the qualified midwife does not instill calm )

 

[Tsia]

haha she wont be singing like that at 10cm's!!

 

[GypsyDancer]

she's annoying me
it be banging on her wall if she was in the room next to me!

 

[Sun_Flower]

If this woman keeps singing I'm gonna throw my remote through the tv!! lol

 

[rosie272]

haha she wont be singing like that at 10cm's!!

 

[Raggydoll]

haha she wont be singing like that at 10cm's!!

She is kind of lovely though.