Parking tickets

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  1. Wobbles

    Wobbles BnB Co-Founder ~ Retired

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    I went to Gerrard Square on Saturday and I was in there for only about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a damn Metro cop writing a parking ticket.

    So I went up to him and said, "Come on, how about giving a guy a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil-necked member of the Klu Klux Klan.

    He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tyres! So I called him a fucker piece of horse-shit. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windscreen with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket, for the cracked windscreen! This went on for about 20 minutes.

    The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. "Fat bástard" I screamed at him. Yet another ticket. "Fat bástard with a small cock!" I shouted again. His hand wrote furiously as his neck went a deeper shade of purple and his blood pressure mounted and his breathing got heavier.

    I then quickly walked off to my own car and hastily drove away....

    I try to have a little fun each day. It's very important.
     
  2. ablaze

    ablaze lucky mum of one of each!

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  3. Trinity

    Trinity Well-Known Member

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    :rofl::rofl:

    Very funny!!
     
  4. Imi

    Imi .

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    Grrrrr you just reminded me i need to pay mine!!

    Funny though!

    lol

    xxx
     
  5. Suz

    Suz ~ I are a Nerd ~

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    Amanda Mum of 3

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    Lil_Baby_Boo Well-Known Member

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    he he....I like that! :rofl:
     
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    chloesnowie10 Well-Known Member

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  9. BobDog

    BobDog In Limbo...

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    i heard it, but it never looses it's hilarity!! LOL
     

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