Omg just reading this has sooooooo made me laugh & i really needed it thanks girls I can honestly say my mum said all those, still does on occasion along with :
"mind your manners"
"don't raise your voice at me lady jayne" or anything followed by " lady jayne "
" you're pushing your luck lyndsey-anne " defo knew i was in shit with the full name.
This isn't what she said but it really does deserve a seat here ... I soooooo used to hate when i was younger my mum just licking her finger or cuff with her tongue to wipe me, on my head or round my mouth. I seriously hate people who do this & vowed never to do it with josh..so far i think so good lol