Phone/email funnies?

[madasa]

So I had a call from OH, he's bored spitless at work and generally having a rough time there, being messed around by colleagues and such... but he can't leave till about 4pm at the earliest. I feel terrible because I am out of work so I'm all cushy at home while he is struggling

So, ladies, please help - have you had any funnies lately on your phone that I could send to cheer him up? Bloke humour especially appreciated, obviously! And if you've had any funny Fwds lately, feel free to share those too!