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aimee-lou

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Ijust got a couple of jokes in my head that I wanted to share to make this a PMA mid-week hum day Wednesday kind of day!

Why do Elephants wear sandals?
So they don't sink in the sand!

Why do ostrich's put their heads in the sand?
To look for elephants who didn't wear sandals!

Why do Ducks have webbed feet?
To stamp out burning forests!

Why do elephants have flat feet?
To stamp out burning ducks!

Bud dum Tishhhhhhhh! :rofl::happydance::rofl::happydance:

Happy wednesday everybody!!
 
Very good.............

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

so they can hide in cherry trees!
 

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