PMA for today!

Discussion in 'Pregnancy - First Trimester' started by aimee-lou, Apr 15, 2009.

  1. aimee-lou

    aimee-lou Totally Outnumbered!!

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    Ijust got a couple of jokes in my head that I wanted to share to make this a PMA mid-week hum day Wednesday kind of day!

    Why do Elephants wear sandals?
    So they don't sink in the sand!

    Why do ostrich's put their heads in the sand?
    To look for elephants who didn't wear sandals!

    Why do Ducks have webbed feet?
    To stamp out burning forests!

    Why do elephants have flat feet?
    To stamp out burning ducks!

    Bud dum Tishhhhhhhh! :rofl::happydance::rofl::happydance:

    Happy wednesday everybody!!
     
  2. jem_5500

    jem_5500 Well-Known Member

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    thats bad!!!!! :D
     
  3. aimee-lou

    aimee-lou Totally Outnumbered!!

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    But oh so goooooooood!!! :happydance:
     
  4. jennifer34rn

    jennifer34rn mom of 5

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    booooo!! lmao...... happy hump day!!
     
  5. loopdido

    loopdido Mum to 2

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    Very good.............

    Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

    so they can hide in cherry trees!
     

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