pregnant men

Discussion in 'Just For Fun' started by Tezzy, Nov 6, 2006.

  1. Tezzy

    Tezzy Mum of 2 TTCAL

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    Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay.

    There'd be a cure for stretch marks.

    Natural childbirth would become obsolete.

    Morning sickness would rank as the nation's number one health problem.

    All methods of birth control would be improved to 100 percent effectiveness.

    Children would be kept in the hospital until they were toilet trained.

    Men would be eager to talk about commitment.

    They wouldn't think twins were quite so cute.

    Fathers would demand that their sons be home from dates by 10:00pm.

    Men could use their briefcases as diaper bags.

    They'd have to stop saying, "I'm afraid I'll drop him."

    Paternity suits would be a line of clothes.

    They'd stay in bed for the entire nine months.

    Menus at most restaurants would list ice cream and pickles as an entree.

    Women would rule the world!
     
  2. Jase

    Jase Well-Known Member

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    and any of that would be a problem why?......


    :p
     
  3. Wobbles

    Wobbles WoBbLeWoBbLe
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  4. AndyC

    AndyC Active Member

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    That is so true, You have to take your hat off to the fairer sex, they do get a raw deal compared to us men. :!:
     
  5. Iwantone!!!

    Iwantone!!! Well-Known Member

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    :thumpup: love it
     
  6. AndyC

    AndyC Active Member

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    its true, you've heard of the dreaded 'man flu' haven't you :?:
     
  7. Iwantone!!!

    Iwantone!!! Well-Known Member

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    men were born with ity
     
  8. AndyC

    AndyC Active Member

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    we ain't that bad , are we :?: :?:

    I don't think I am anyway, Yvonne's always has a go when i'm ill and go in work, but i don't like taking the time off, i rather be keeping my mind off it than sit under it :)
     

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