Riddles!

[MrHenry]

I like riddles, they are fun to me. So if anyone has any good ones, Lets have them.

Which takes longer in baseball; First base to second base? Or Second base to Third base?

(Four parter)

How do you get a Giraffe in a refrigerator?

How do you get an elephant in a refrigerator?

If the king of the animals calls a meeting for ALL animals, which one doesn't show up?

There is a river you have to cross that is the home of hundreds of alligators, How do you cross it?

 

[~KACI~]

You open the door and put it in.

You take the Giraffe out and put the elephant in!

The elephant he's still in the fridge!

A bridge! lol But doesn't matter because the alligators are at the meeting!


I am as large as a castle, yet lighter then air. 100 men and their horses can't move me. What am i??

 

[MrHenry]

Very good.

A Shadow.

What is it the more you take, the more you leave behind?

 

[faille]

Erm I dont know that one.. co2? Lol


Here's one for you...
What 7 letter word becomes longer when the third letter is removed?

 

[saraendepity]

ooooh i love riddles!!!! cant figure those tho

heres one....

what is the only thing you can put into something to make it lighter

 

[MrHenry]

Lounger

Air

Footsteps (the answer to mine)

Which does not belong in this group.

Apple, Grape, Banana, Cherry, Pear.

 

[saraendepity]

nope, air wont actually make it lighter....

 

[MrHenry]

Holes.

 

[saraendepity]

yup yup yup

 

[MrHenry]

A dead man is found in a locked room, hanging from the ceiling 4 ft. above the floor. The room is completely empty, except for a puddle of water below him. How did he die?

 

[Helabela]

he stood one a block of ice

 

[tinkerbel]

A dead man is found in a locked room, hanging from the ceiling 4 ft. above the floor. The room is completely empty, except for a puddle of water below him. How did he die?

he stood on a giant ice cube and waited till it melted hehehehehehehehehehe

 

[vinnypeanut]

Which does not belong in this group.

Apple, Grape, Banana, Cherry, Pear.

Banana? Its the only one u need to peel?

 

[MrHenry]

^

Correct!

 

[KrisKitten]

What has keys with no locks
Space but no room
U can enter but never leave.....

 

[vinnypeanut]

A computer??

 

[KrisKitten]

Close...a keyboard
......
I am used to bat with, yet I never get a hit.
I am near a ball, yet it is never thrown.

 

[kimbobaloobob]

the man who made it didnt want it
the man who brought it didnt use it
the man who used it never saw it
whats my object?

 

[kimbobaloobob]

Close...a keyboard
......
I am used to bat with, yet I never get a hit.
I am near a ball, yet it is never thrown.

a computer mouse

 

[Joyzerelly]

If a herring and a hlaf cost three ha'penny, how many currants are in a plain bun?

And...

If it takes a camel a week to walk a fortnight, how many apples are in a bunch of grapes?