Riddles!

[kimbobaloobob]

none because its a plain bun

and there are no apples in a bunch of grapes

 

[KrisKitten]

the man who made it didnt want it
the man who brought it didnt use it
the man who used it never saw it
whats my object?

Coffin!!!

Close...a keyboard
......
I am used to bat with, yet I never get a hit.
I am near a ball, yet it is never thrown.

a computer mouse

nope...keep guessing....

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[kimbobaloobob]

I am used to bat with, yet I never get a hit.
I am near a ball, yet it is never thrown.

Eye lashes

What English word retains the same pronunciation, even after you take away four of its five letters?

What two things can never be eaten for breakfast?

Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on Earth?

 

[KrisKitten]

I am used to bat with, yet I never get a hit.
I am near a ball, yet it is never thrown.

Eye lashes

What English word retains the same pronunciation, even after you take away four of its five letters?

What two things can never be eaten for breakfast?

Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on Earth?

clever!

queue!

um lunch & dinner?

mount everest coz it was still there just not bin discovered xxxx

 

[kimbobaloobob]

yup

What row of numbers comes next in this series?


1
11
21
1211
111221
312211
13112221

 

[KrisKitten]

1
11
21
1211
111221
312211
13112221
1113213211

omg tell me im right i just spent AGES on that
1st i thought it was a routine of 112113114 etc going down and then i starded adding them up and multplying etc
FINALLY is it the number of numbers in the row abouv? (iykwim?)
lol my OH thinks im mad, i popped on erlier on his comp, wrote it down and have spent 4eva tryin to work it LOL
this thread is gonna drive me to an early grave...
ok next one

What is always in front of you but cannot see it?.....
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[kimbobaloobob]

you wernt sposed to get that :'(

The future

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?

 

[MrzLewis]

Here`s a simple 1. What bleeds for 5-7 days but doesn't die???

 

[kimbobaloobob]

Majoritie of females lol

 

[KrisKitten]

you wernt sposed to get that :'(

The future

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?

omg ur killing me here....DONT TELL ME!!!!

 

[KrisKitten]

no
i cannot guess the flipping riddle
GARGH u beat me
OH is laughing at my stress

whats deaf dumb and blind but always tells the truth?

btw on 'Future' xxxxxxxx

 

[KrisKitten]

wats the ansa???
its killing me!!
i rlly cant work it out!lol
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[kimbobaloobob]

lol just answer the last line of the riddle, thats the answer.....
my mirror lol


Three lawyers rent a hotel room for the night. When they get to the hotel they pay the $30 fee, then go up to their room. Soon the bellhop brings up their bags and gives the lawysers back $5 because the hotel was having a special discount that weekend. So the three lawyers decide to each keep one of the $5 dollars and to give the bellhop a $2 tip. However, when they sat down to tally up their expenses for the weekend the could not explain the following details:
Each one of them had originally paid $10 (towards the initial $30), then each got back $1 which meant that they each paid $9. Then they gave the bellhop a $2 tip. HOWEVER, 3 • $9 + $2 = $29
The lawyers couldn't figure out what happened to the other dollar. After all, the three paid out $30 but could only account for $29.
Can you determine what happened?

 

[KrisKitten]

so i was right!

took me ages to work out wat u meant
was like but i sed i cant answer the riddle??
o wa8
that IS the ansa
lol

Coz they gave a $2 tip but kept $3 so had an extra $ each
so only spent $29


If you are 18 feet from point X and with each move you become half the distance closer to X, how many moves does it take to reach x?
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[kimbobaloobob]

18 = 0
9 = 1st step
4.5 = 2nd step
2.25 = 3rd step
1.125 = 4th step
0.5625 = 5th step
0.28125 = 6th step
0.140625 = 7th step
0.0703125 = 8th step
0.03515625 = 9th step
0.017578125 = 10th step
0.0087890625 = 11th step
0.00439453125 = 12th step
0.002197265625 = 13th step
0.0010986328125 = 14th step
0.0005431640625 = 15th step

..... you have baffled me
either its 5 and ive taken it too far with all the decimals or its for ever on going
or ive just got the wrong end of it completely lol


What kind of cheese is made backwards?

 

[kimbobaloobob]

double posted

 

[KrisKitten]

18 = 0
9 = 1st step
4.5 = 2nd step
2.25 = 3rd step
1.125 = 4th step
0.5625 = 5th step
0.28125 = 6th step
0.140625 = 7th step
0.0703125 = 8th step
0.03515625 = 9th step
0.017578125 = 10th step
0.0087890625 = 11th step
0.00439453125 = 12th step
0.002197265625 = 13th step
0.0010986328125 = 14th step
0.0005431640625 = 15th step

..... you have baffled me
either its 5 and ive taken it too far with all the decimals or its for ever on goingor ive just got the wrong end of it completely lol


What kind of cheese is made backwards?

ull never reach it coz ull never get to 0 halving

Edam!!!!!!!!
i love that 1!

What is as big as a cooking pot, deep as a tub, and still the oceans couldn't fill it up? xxxxxxxxxx

 

[kimbobaloobob]

i went into the woods and got it
i sat down to seek it
i brought it home with me because i couldent find it
what am i?



a bucket with a hole in ????

 

[KrisKitten]

Splinter....
nope not a bucket

try agen?
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[kimbobaloobob]

erm a net????

what gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?