Sentences I never thought I would say.... *

[AngelofTroy]

I've found myself saying some weird stuff since becoming a mum but these are just today's!

"Take that stegosaurus out of your mouth!"

"No that's mummy's special grown up calpol" (night nurse)

"Yes the boy cats have willies, just like little boys have willies"

"I don't think dinosaurs like milk baths"

 

[mrs.ginger]

Haha! So true!

 

[AP]

"No Alex, you don't need to take all your clothes off to pole dance"

(I have a pole , for pole fitness)

Dear lord what has my life become ! It sounds so wrong!

 

[Foogirl]

"No Alex, you don't need to take all your clothes off to pole dance"

(I have a pole , for pole fitness)

Dear lord what has my life become ! It sounds so wrong!

 

[lola_90]

"We don't put tooth brushes down the toilet"

" please can we take that toilet seat cover off your head"

 

[AnneD]

"I want to walk out."
I wasn't coping after a bad day in work (threats of disciplinary and redundancy because someone else made a mistake), then I came home to a toddler who hadn't slept and a shouting husband. I didn't mean it, but it just came out.

 

[hayz_baby]

Don't draw on your biscuit

 

[siobhankerry]

* will you please take your finger out of MY nose & keep it out *

 

[Kate&Lucas]

"Please, just let me have ONE wee on my own without being watched, please!"

Son: "But PLEASE just let me in, I love you!"

 

[dizzy65]

"the cat is not a chew toy!" lol

 

[Leilahs_mummy]

"Please stop trying to put that piece of corn up your penis!!"

"Don't bite your sister's foot..."

 

[Bevziibubble]

'Please don't stick your toothbrush in dog poo!'


She took it into the garden and stuck it in dog poop that I hadn't cleared up yet. Time for a new toothbrush!

 

[Rachie004]

"Oh my god, just let me have ONE wee on my own without being watched, please!"

(To which he replied, "But PLEASE just let me in, I love you!")

This really made me laugh, it's lovely

 

[MummyMana]

"no Imogen, I don't need any more phones in the mop bucket!"

 

[ds0910]

"No hunny, I don't want your booger" lol. Picking his nose is a new thing now......oh joy lol

 

[Foogirl]

"I want to walk out."
I wasn't coping after a bad day in work (threats of disciplinary and redundancy because someone else made a mistake), then I came home to a toddler who hadn't slept and a shouting husband. I didn't mean it, but it just came out.

Oh I've done this one. Paid for it dearly with weeks of insecurity, won't ever do it again!

 

[Kate&Lucas]

"Stop it, you can be a rabbit when you get home!"

He was hopping on his knees all round the city centre telling me he was Peter Rabbit

 

[MummyMana]

"how do you expect to go to baby group if mummy is naked?"

I was in the middle of getting dressed when she burst in and started trying to drag me out of the room...

 

[broodymrs]

Don't use your toothbrush on your willy!

(it makes me laugh how many toothbrush related ones there are!)

 

[AngelofTroy]

"I don't think the cat wants to be slobbered on"

And a few minutes later,

"the cat is sleeping darling, i don't think he wants you singing batman in his ear!"