TwinsAgain
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"Do not teach your brothers how to finger poo paint."
"Why are you licking the couch?"
"We do not sniff butts like the dogs."
"The trash can lid is not for sledding down stairs."
"You broke your arm can lid stair sledding, why are you doing it again?"
"No, you can not pop a wheelie on your trike."
"We do not stick duct tape on the chicks in the brooder. No, it doesn't turn them into ducks."
"That's a shirt, not pants."
"We do not stick price stickers on baby brothers."
"That's a kitchen cabinet, not a bed."
"The top of the refrigerator is not an acceptable seat."
Twins -
"Do not use your brother as a step stool/Do not be a step stool."
"Why are you sitting in the (empty) fire place?"
"Stop climbing those gates."
"Your sandbox is not a potty."
"Stop chewing on your father's baseball glove."
"Stop chewing on the hockey pucks."
"I give you teething things, stop chewing on the slimy rawhide you took from the dog."
"We do not split our food with the dogs."
"Ew, don't lick the raw turkey defrosting in the fridge."
"Why are you licking the couch?"
"We do not sniff butts like the dogs."
"The trash can lid is not for sledding down stairs."
"You broke your arm can lid stair sledding, why are you doing it again?"
"No, you can not pop a wheelie on your trike."
"We do not stick duct tape on the chicks in the brooder. No, it doesn't turn them into ducks."
"That's a shirt, not pants."
"We do not stick price stickers on baby brothers."
"That's a kitchen cabinet, not a bed."
"The top of the refrigerator is not an acceptable seat."
Twins -
"Do not use your brother as a step stool/Do not be a step stool."
"Why are you sitting in the (empty) fire place?"
"Stop climbing those gates."
"Your sandbox is not a potty."
"Stop chewing on your father's baseball glove."
"Stop chewing on the hockey pucks."
"I give you teething things, stop chewing on the slimy rawhide you took from the dog."
"We do not split our food with the dogs."
"Ew, don't lick the raw turkey defrosting in the fridge."