Single Mommies with Terrible Two's..

[321mummy2b]

Okay so Jayden hasnt even reached 2 yet till November but he is definatley there...

The 10 commandments of being a terrible two year old..

1. I must throw myself in public at any give opportunity, especially if my moms hands are full with shopping bags
2. I will wake everyone up at 5 am even though I wouldn't sleep till late
3. I must take my nappy off when I need a wee to widdle on my mommys carpet
4. I will hit my mommy when she asks for a kiss
5. I will throw my dummies down drains/under cars etc.
6.If I am not provided with a dummy as a result of my mommy not buying a new one I will scream myself to sleep
7. Even though all I have known is to eat in a highchair I will refuse to and therefore rub ketchup into everything my mother owns
8. When my mommy checks my nappy I shall fart in her face
9. I will not play with my toys only things I am forbidden to play with

10. I shall be cute at all times so my mommy won't get mad at me!

Feel free to add

 

[littlekitten8]

Lol this made me smile. I have a few to add

11. I will throw an instant tantrum if my naughty little schemes are interrupted!
12. I will get as dirty as possible as soon as mummy takes her eyes off me cos I know hoe much it drives her insane!
13. I will find any form of food going and eat it before mummy realises and then wonders why I havn't eaten my dinner.
14. I will kick mummy when she tries to put my shoes on.
15. I will pull every single toy out of my toy box at bed time.
16. I will push my bed away from the wall, and push the mattress off of the bed if I don't feel like going to bed.

 

[caydensmom]

LOL this is sooo cute!! I know about everyone of these "commandements" ohh you have to add

1. My favorite word is "No"