My Nan came out with a similar corker a few years back.
My husband likes cats and she had been to the bingo and they had given out free calenders with cats on. The picture on the front was of three soaking wet cats looking all cute. But instead of describing it like that she said (on speaker phone in front of my hubby, inlaws and family friends) 'I've just got Dom a calender that he'll love. It's got three soaking wet pussy's on the cover'. Well I couldn't breathe for laughing and my aunt heard what she said her end and was crying with laughter, my Nan had no idea what everyone found so funny.