Something to lift your mood in the 2WW!

[loopdido]

Thought this would make you all laugh, so true it certainly made me feel not alone in my madness!!! I swear they have cameras in the hpt packs to know these things!

Step 1...Pee on the stick. (must be sure to hold it under urine stream for a heartbeat longer than recommended just to be sure).

Step 2...Stare at stick while you continue peeing. Feel heart jump when urine passes over the spot where the line would be and it hitches for a second, then gets a dark line...then keeps going, taking your dark line with it to the test window.

Step 3...Place on bathroom counter. Pretend not to stare at it. Let's try to give yourself busy work to keep from looking at it. In fact, your toilet now gets cleaned once per day.

Step 4...Tell yourself you are expecting a BFN. Then start to mist up when you see that it is, in fact, a BFN. Stare at the blank spot for a full minute before picking it up.

Step 5...First, go to window and check it under day light.

Step 5...Now, stand on toilet to be closer to light in ceiling. Check strip.

Step 6...Close one eye. Squint other eye.

Step 7...Turn on several lamps around house. Hold strip under lamp. Check strip.

Step 8...Hold strip OVER lamp. Check strip.

Step 9...Hold strip in front of lamp so light shines THROUGH strip, just in case.

Step 10...Pull stick apart. Hesitate for a heartbeat when you realize you are holding the still wet "wick" in one hand, then continue the destruction.

Step 11...Repeat Steps 5-9.

Step 12...Throw stick away.

Step 13...Pick stick back up out of trash.

Step 14...Repeat Steps 12 and 13 the rest of the day!

Now post to tell me you have never done this

 

[babybuffy84]

I have done every single one off those i love it !!!!!!!! hahaha that gave me such a giggle!!!!!!!!!1

 

[wantababybump]

Yeppers most definitely have! lol

 

[nickysdestiny]

oh my gosh that is too funny glad to know I'm not the only crazy chic out there!!!!

 

[CHILLbilly]

Its an obsession to take it apart and hold the stick over almost every lamp in house....plus windows.......
Like if you didn't see a line already....you will if you tear it apart...haha

 

[nailartmom]

Is there a hidden camera in my bathroom???

 

[Genna]

 

[mammag]

me? no no no no no no. there is one lamp in the kitchen that i can't quite get to!!!

 

[armywifettc]

So much like what I have done. Great to see that I am not the only one. I have stared so hard I thought Id saw a line and of course nothing was there.

 

[redball]

However did you know?

 

[Jemz3741]

I have done all of them step by step!! God im so embarrassed lol.

 

[Mrs_N]

so true!

 

[susan_1981]

OMG, that's me!!!

 

[Emma01]

Hi im new to all this an i thought it was a joke or something what are you all going on about i have never done it whatever it is lol could someone please explain to me thanks.

 

[Naaxi]

AHAHAHA... Somehow thought I was the only one... and I have taken the damn stick out of the trash soooo many times, just to make sure it didn't turn to a BFP while I wasn't looking, haha!

 

[loopdido]

The best thing was yesterday I did get a faint line on 12dpo, but when I said to DH to come look - he said I was stupid for testing this early and that I could only see a line because I wanted too! He said your just doing that thing where you look at it under all the different lights and are imagining it!

He had to eat humble pie when seconds later he could see it too! and under any light!

 

[jennifer89]

definatly done that! i think it would be amusing to them if they had cameras in the tests!

 

[cazd]

hahahaha

There's one step missing though.... Keep sticks and check them regularly - just in-case you get an evap. Knowing full-well that an evaps no good but secretly hoping for one anyway!!!

Or maybe that's just me

 

[AJpeartree]

I totally do that! I thought I was so pathetic. Haha, I love how there are so many people out there like me