Soooooooooo Unfunny its Funny

[Angels_Mummy]

ONLY Highly Intelligent People will Agree!!!!!

Two biscuits walking down the street.

One says to the other - "Where do you live?"

The other one says - "Im not telling you - you might steal my washing".



OK OK its crap - but its my favourite!!!!

 

[Jo]

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[Jase]

whats white and sits in a tree?
a fridge

Whats blue and white and sits in a tree?
a fridge in a denim jacket

 

[Angels_Mummy]

wots white with yellow red and black check and lives in a tree???

Rubert the Fridge


LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Jase]

why does rupert the bear have yellow red and black check trousers?

because he's a twat

 

[Jo]

Nutter!!!!
I'd 1/4 your water ration for that alone!!

 

[weestar21]

whos the dirties person in the world?
a golfer because he pots his balls in other peoples holes
sorry couldnt resist

 

[weestar21]

oo got another sorry

whats black and white and sits in the corner crying?
a pregnant nun


whats black and white sitting in teh corner laughing?

the priest who done it

hehehe



what bow cant you tie?
a rainbow (sorry just got that one from cbeebies )