ONLY Highly Intelligent People will Agree!!!!! Two biscuits walking down the street. One says to the other - "Where do you live?" The other one says - "Im not telling you - you might steal my washing". OK OK its crap - but its my favourite!!!!
whats white and sits in a tree? a fridge Whats blue and white and sits in a tree? a fridge in a denim jacket
wots white with yellow red and black check and lives in a tree??? Rubert the Fridge LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
whos the dirties person in the world? a golfer because he pots his balls in other peoples holes sorry couldnt resist
oo got another sorry whats black and white and sits in the corner crying? a pregnant nun whats black and white sitting in teh corner laughing? the priest who done it hehehe what bow cant you tie? a rainbow (sorry just got that one from cbeebies )
