Soooooooooo Unfunny its Funny

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  1. Angels_Mummy

    Angels_Mummy Well-Known Member

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    ONLY Highly Intelligent People will Agree!!!!!

    Two biscuits walking down the street.

    One says to the other - "Where do you live?"

    The other one says - "Im not telling you - you might steal my washing".



    OK OK its crap - but its my favourite!!!!
     
  2. Jo

    Jo I'm an old bag!

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  3. Jase

    Jase Well-Known Member

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    whats white and sits in a tree?
    a fridge

    Whats blue and white and sits in a tree?
    a fridge in a denim jacket
     
  4. Angels_Mummy

    Angels_Mummy Well-Known Member

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    wots white with yellow red and black check and lives in a tree???

    Rubert the Fridge


    LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  5. Jase

    Jase Well-Known Member

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    why does rupert the bear have yellow red and black check trousers?

    because he's a twat
     
  6. Jo

    Jo I'm an old bag!

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    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

    Nutter!!!!
    I'd 1/4 your water ration for that alone!!
     
  7. weestar21

    weestar21 Well-Known Member

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    whos the dirties person in the world?
    a golfer because he pots his balls in other peoples holes
    :oops: sorry couldnt resist
     
  8. weestar21

    weestar21 Well-Known Member

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    oo got another sorry :lol:

    whats black and white and sits in the corner crying?
    a pregnant nun


    whats black and white sitting in teh corner laughing?

    the priest who done it

    hehehe



    what bow cant you tie?
    a rainbow (sorry just got that one from cbeebies :oops: )
     

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