status updates you can't put on facebook

[LittlePeople]

Nikki : is pregnaaaaaaaaaaant

( but I still have to wait like 5 weeks til everyone can know )

 

[mayb_baby]

Lorna: Cannot wait for her OH parents to get there act together and help us with our new house xxx

 

[Brionybaby]

Briony: Cannot wait till november to move to the apartment an get cracking with Scarletts room

 

[abbSTAR]

abi really wishes Harley would move his lazy arse! and is glad to be out of hospital.

 

[SoonToBeMum]

'IM PREGNANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

will have to wait another 7 and a half weeks to post that though

 

[Leah_xx]

Leah: Really wishes her lil girl would make up her mind when she wants to come and her OH would stop being a big pain in the arse

 

[libbymarks198]

hopes my dad decides not to beat up Harley when i tell him i'm pregnant

 

[Burchy314]

Tina: Really hates getting her blood taken and is wondering why my arm swelled up a little bit this time.

or

Tina: So tired of all this back pain and hunger, Just want time to go faster so I can have my baby in my arms.

or

Tina: I am going to kill my OH if he doesn't help me with paint colors for our bedroom because I know if I pick it without asking him he wont like it!

 

[MadamRose]

Phillippa : thinks her MW will be very shocked to see her tomorrow as she didnt think i would make it to 39 weeks. Well that shows that my little girl is just being a stubborn arse. If you dont come soon Chloe mummy is going to take all your chirsmtas presssies that she has already brought back to the shop !

 

[rjb]

rebecca wishes baby would quit playing wit mommy's ribs and diaphragm so that she can breathe.

 

[kaleighdaisy]

Rozie: is wondering how early her little girl is going to start taking gymnastics. Her little girl will NOT stop moving.
Also cant wait till she moves to the new house on friday so she can start setting up the nursery.

 

[pansylove]

aymie is confused. am i measuring 1cm small or am i carrying an 'above average' baby who is already engaged? MAKE YOUR MIND UP DOCTORS. stop confusing my already emotional brain.

 

[Croc-O-Dile]

Ally: really wishes my PND would just go away.

 

[_laura]

Laura can't wait to move into her place with Scott tomorrow and start making it her own home for Jessie also when mummys at work please don't jab me in the ribs really hard when I'm just about to make a sale Jessie!